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There is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
bitch stole my name.
party was great.
i drank.
maybe a little more than i intended.
puked everywhere when i returned home.
we played twister and i stuffed my face full of popcorn.
then chewed it up and showed everyone.
it makes me cool.
i made roisin the best card in the history of the world.
she agreed.
and.
there i am.
in all my stuffing-my-face glory.
roisin and her new hair.
the birthday girl.
all legal and 18.
it's great.
drunken twister.
niamh kept shaking her ass on my head.
and i kept almost falling over.
i think i broke two toes in the process.
they were bending in ways toes should never bend.
seriously.
i make THE most retarded faces ever in pictures.
she kind of got me halfway through a sentence though.
that's my excuse.
roisin and... some guy.
i kept lifting up her skirt and humping her.
HAHAHA.
i stradled her and said oh roisin i love you have sex with me and her dad was standing right behind me.
i just laughed and said i wasn't coming onto your daughter i swear!
he just laughed and said something about me and her brother.
hahaha.
funny.
not really.
but still.
i tried to duck out of this one.
i thought i was in the clear but no!
they still got me.
bastards.
they're giving me aids.
roisin and young miriam.
i kept trying to pick his nose all night and he wouldn't let me.
so instead i picked my own nose and wiped snot on him.
he could have avoided that whole mess if he had of just allowed me to stick my finger up his nose.
but no.
because he's a big gay weirdo head.
note the can of bavaria in my hand.
bavaria is nasty.
nasty.
nasty.
nasty.
but i drank a lot of it.
and i mixed drinks.
always bad.
and i also drank vodka.
me and vodka.
we are not friends.
vodka hates me because i gave her aids.
so she makes me sick when i drink her.
hahaha.
when i drink her.
pervy.
keith and roisin.
keith and i have a noise.
sort of like a donkey getting ass raped.
and roisin hates it.
so we must do it as much as possible.
just to annoy her.
roisin makes such sexy faces.
and that is niamh.
she is a legend.
and she also likes to grab my boobies.
and i let her.
because i only let special people touch them.
they're magical.
like jesus.
healing the blind.
just before this picture was taken.
i turned her around and stuck her face in my boobies.
it was great.
i also hid under her skirt at some point during the night.
for some reason.
more twister fun.
i gave up because i suck at twisting myself into strange positions.
me and my faces.
i am too cool.
niamh and roisin having lesbian relations.
on the phone to mumsie.
long story.
but i was annoyed talking to her.
being sat on by a lot of people.
there was a pile on before that.
and i kind of slipping off.
and i CUT MY KNEE on roisin's soft, cushy armchair.
how i did this.
i do not know.
but it was bleeding.
her chairs hate me.
again with the faces.
niamh and i.
are too cool.
for any of you.
ever.
this picture makes me realise just how small i really am.
seriously.
i am only little.
getting drunker and drunker every picture.
i didn't want my picture to be taken.
so i started whinging.
and they caught me mid-whinge.
um.
yes.
i don't know either.
OH GOD.
i don't know.
i am weird.
and i seriously hate my smile.
this.
is why i will always be cooler.
than everyone.
in the world.
roisin.
DRUNK AS A SKUNK.
having a chat with mumsie.
aww.
ross, roisin and deco.
who kept making me sit on his knee.
then he kept grabbing my boobs.
what..?
yes.
i don't know.
yes yes.
good good.
bad bad.
no no.
haha.
i get jokes.
she had a my little pony cake!!
i told her i'd buy her a pony.
which i will.
big sour head on me.
i am a sourpuss.
before i went home.
making an awkward face.
for some reason.
i don't know why.
and finally.
deco.
drunk.
like a motherfucker.
daly on the floor.
drunk.
like a motherfucker.
haha.
funny.
anyway.
i will leave you all now.
because i haven't slept in two days.
and i'm tired.
i had a lot more important things to say here.
but i'm too lazy to rant on.
so i will save that for another day.
happy monday.