can you bring me my chapstick? GAAAWD!
What is your full name: jodie anne condon. it's almost condom. that's funny. i got years of bullying over that.
Spell your first name backwards: eidoj.
Date of Birth: 31st march 1988.
Male or female: i have a vagina.
Astrological sign: aries. i've got horn..s..
Nicknames: joe, jd, stinky.
Occupation: i sell vibrators and novelty items to children. not really. but i do sell that stuff.
Height: too short to reach anything. 5'3.
Weight: 7 stone the last time i checked. 3 years ago. but i think i'm about 8 or 9 now.
Hair color: stupid stinky red.
Eye color: blue.
Where were you born: surrey, england.
Where do you reside now: dublin, ireland. i cant wait to get out of here.
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 1. but i was 18. and it was a boobie cake.
Piercing: i had so many.. but now it's just center labret, septum and ears.
Tattoo's: just the one.
Shoe size: i have baby feet. i fit into childrens shoes.
Righty or lefty: Right.
Wearing: striped pyjama bottoms and a tank top.
Hearing: i am a god. i know all. janfarmarch mayferdager!
Feeling: lonely. i miss people. well. just the one.
Eating/drinking: pepsi and fruit. i love fruit.
Have you ever been in love: twice.
How many people have you said I love you to: i'm not sure. a few i think. mainly to friends though.
How many people have you been in REAL love with: two.
How many people have you kissed: i lost count a long, long time ago.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yes. quite a few.
How many people have you dated: i don't know. a few.
What do you look for in a guy/girl: how weird they are. i like my men to be strange because then i can be myself and be as weird as i want and i won't feel like a weirdo for it.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: nothing really. i'm not the type to go on looks.
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: weird, honest guys.
Do you have a crush right now: gary-la-face.
If so who is it: gary-la-face.
Do you believe in love at first sight: no.
Who is the first person you kissed: i have no idea. i've a bad memory.
Do you believe in fate: yes. i really do. it's like the way i believe there's no such thing as coincidences.
Do you believe in soul mates: no. but i love the idea of it.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: i hope i do someday.
How many siblings do you have: just the one. but a few people i think of as family.
What are your siblings names: jake. as for others there's siobhan and steph. they are the closest people to me.
What are your parents names: pamela and.. carl? possibly carl.
How many siblings does your mother have: 4.
How many siblings does your father have: pfsh. like i know.
Where are your parents from: mumsie is from ireland and as far as i know my dad was from germany.
Is your family close: really close. although i'm not close to my direct family.. but in general the entire of the family is.
Does your family get together for holidays: not since a lot of them moved to england
Do you have a drunk uncle: nope.
Any medical problems run through your family: heart disease. oops.
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: i wish. that would be the best fun in the world.
Do you have any nieces or nephews: not yet.
Are your parents divorced: my parents never married.
Do you have step parents: no. although i'm convinced i'm adopted.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: no.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: there's a few. but they've totally left my mind.
What's the most embarrassing cd you own: i don't care if it's embarrasing or not. i love my cd collection.
What's the best cd you own: at the moment, corrine baily rae. she's so relaxing to listen to.
What song do you absolutely hate: a lot of songs.
Do you sing in the shower: if i had a shower, i would sing in it. but i don't. so i sing when i poop instead.
What song reminds you of that special someone: anything off the garden state soundtrack.
Pink: buns. but i like her.
Madonna: she used to be cool. now she's an old bat.
Backstreet Boys: i still love them.
The Beatles: i love them.
Sublime: date rape.
J.Lo: retard. i hope her ass sags.
*Nsync: i love them. boy bands are cool.
Britany Spears: she is just a yankee.
Good Charlotte: never liked the,.
Christina Aguilera: i have a strange obsession with this lady.
Eminem: he used to be cool.
Favorites
Color: i love bluuuue.
Food: watermelons.
Song: pfsh. i've lots.
Show: DARKPLACE! and any cartoons. i love cartoons. i still get up early on saturdays to watch cartoon network.
School subject: i doodled my way through school.
Band/singer/artist: hmm. i love lots.
Animal: kitties. although i love my goldfish. bob and bunny died. it's only frank left.
Outfit: i don't exactly sort my clothes into outfits.
Radio station: i don't listen to the radio.
Movie: the nightmare before christmas. i can recite the entire movie.
Pair of shoes: i miss my boots. ::::(
Cartoon: family guy. i do love peter. i know a girl that looks like him. she has the glasses and fatty face too.
Actor: pfsh. actors.
Actress: pfsh. actresses.
Potato chip: pfsh. chips.
Drink: snapple. i love my snapple.
Soda: coke. obviously.
Perfume/cologne: i don't really wear perfume.
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Jello flavor: strawberry. yummy yummy yummmm buns.
Lunch meat: i don't really like meat. but i do like chicken.
Card Game: cards are for losers.
Video game: tekken all the way.
Website: livejournal. because i am a journalaholic.
Book: i have lots of favourites./
Computer game: the sims. there's just something about controlling people that i love.
Number: 50.
Cereal: nesquik. serious. i love that bunny.
Comedian: bill hicks.
Dessert: CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH ICE CREAM.
Disney character: bell from beauty and the beast. i can't wait until disney releases it on dvd.
Clothing store: anywhere.
Childhood toy: i don't remember a lot of my childhood things.
Carnival game/ride: something high and that goes WHOOOOOOOSH.
Candy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. candy.
Salad dressing: i don't like salad!! i am a picky eater.
Thing to do on the weekend: see gary and have sex and long night talks. or going on walks at 2 in the morning.
Hot drink: lattes.
Season: all the cold ones.
Sport to watch: foxy boxing.
Person to talk to online: i don't really like talking online.
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: at the moment they are yellow and green.
What color are your bedroom walls: smelly purple. SMELLY purple.
Do you have posters on your wall: a few big posters and lots of little random things. mainly leaflets from gigs and photographs.
Do you have a tv in your bedroom: yes. it's always on even if i don't watch it.
How many pillows are on your bed: 4. but i only sleep on one.
What do you normally sleep in: pyjama bottoms and tank tops.
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: i don't have a favourtie.
What size bed do you have: double. my king sized collapsed on me.
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: i used to have bunk beds. but i'd always fall off and smack my head off the ceiling.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: i have a phone connection, but no phone.
Describe the last nightmare you had: i can't remember..
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no. but there's always a special bear that never leaves my bed. i call him myrtle.
How many people can comfortably sleep: maybe 3.
Any unusual sleeping positions: i sleep the same way every night. on my stomach with my knee as far to my chest as i can get it, the other leg straight down, one hand under my pillow and the other in my mouth. how sad am i?
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: no. thank jesus.
Do you snore: i've been told i have. but they're liars.
How about drool: yes! i wake up covered in drool!
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yes. but i don't use it because i don't wake up to it. my mother is my alarm clock.
What color is the carpet in your room: i have brown floorboards that give me splinters.
What's under your bed: dust bunnies.
This or that
loser/wannabe: gangsta.
Doughnuts/bagels: boughels
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: the one in the pink.
Heaven/hell: heaven, please.
Rap/rock: i'm a little bit country.
Britney/Christina: Christina.
Swiss cheese/american cheese: uck. cheeeeese!
Real World/Road Rules: Real World
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: nsync. they were so cool.
Silver/gold: Silver, gold is so scumbag.
Nike/Adidas: little girly shoes with a strap across them please.
McDonalds/Taco Bell: neither. greasy!
Sweet/sour: sweet.
Punk/emo: faggotry!
Hot/cold: cold.
Spring/fall: fall
Operas/plays: plays.
Read/watch tv: read. there's rarely anything good on telly.
Cd's/tapes: records. all the way.
Dvd's/vhs: dvds.
Old/new: old.
Shorts/skirts: long skirts.
Pink/red: red!
Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white.
Meat/vegetables: vegetables.
Mexican food/chinese food: chinese!
Commercials/infomercials: informercials
Scary movies/comedies: scary movies.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: i don't wear them. ever.
Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals. i hate shoes.
Dogs/cats: kitties.
Unicorns/fairies: eh.
Water/land: water
Sugar/spice: spice.
Black/white: black.
ribbons/bows: bows.
Chicken/beef: chicken.
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: coloured!!
Cars/trucks: trucks. wow the power rush.
Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers. james bond sucked my dick.
Popcorn/pretzels: i freaking hate pretzels.
Hip/hop: gangsta.
Passionate kiss/peck: just fucking kiss me.
Picture frames/photo albums: both.
Pens/pencils: pencils.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: he used to be cool.
Virgins: having an opinion on someone having a hymen?okay.
God: eh/
The Osbournes: fuck fuck fuck shit ass pussy tits cock fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Reality TV: barf.
Religion: never got into it.
Emo music: faggotry.
Valentine's Day: i've only ever gotten one balentimes card, and flowers and a bear all from kevin.
Homosexuals: they are people.
Abortion: it's your choice. personally i would never have one, but it's up to the mother what she chooses.
Murder: dont do it.
Death: im very affraid of it. but, not death exactly, just what comes after it.
Obesity: fatties.
Pre-marital sex: gods law! GODS LAW!.
Terrorism: pfsh.
Pornography: i loves me some porno.
Fortune Tellers: i don't believe them, but they entertain me.
Threesomes: not my kettle of fish.
Prostitution: i've seen one! wow!
Country music: garth brooks owns my left toe.
George W. Bush: a buttcrack with ears.
Britney's boobs: nothing special.
Gas prices in America: i don't give a big smelly poothought about america.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack: black.
Tiffany: jewellery.
Ben: mr benn! i loved mr benn.
Maria: my middle-middle name.
Jennifer: love hugetits.
Nicole: uglyface.
Amy: nose picker.
Adam: and steve.
Richard: he was gay and sweet.
Arnold: swartzawhatsit.
Tom: stupid smelly tommy.
Melissa: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. stupid pink idiot.
Charlotte: my axe murdering next door neighbour!
Harold: hey arnold!
John: bags. i miss johnbags.
Vanessa: fattie fattie fattie.
Michelle: i know a michelle. we share the same birthday. i went to school with her, then i changed schools and a few years later so did she. to my school, and in the same class. then i moved, and she moved into the same area. we have a weird connection that keeps bringing us together.
Kevin: exboyfriend. i do miss his silly face sometimes. not only was he my boyfriend, he was my best friend.
Brent: reznor.
Jake: my little brother.
Billy: bob oldieface.
Sarah: titters.
Natalie: portman. hottie.
Christy: um/.
Nick: my imaginary boyfriend.
Linda: hahahaha blowjob. hahahaha.
Taylor: i am gay.
Jamie: um.
Adrian: exboyfriend. he had the coolest hair.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone: hahahahhahahahaha all the time.
Been on a diet: nope.
Been to a foreign country: england and spain.
Broken a bone: my arm a few times and loads of fingers and toes.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: no.
Swear at a teacher: Sworn? yes.
Got in a fight: a few times.
Dated a teacher: ew. no. old ladies.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: yes! i actually have done that.
Thought about killing your enemy: i dont have enemys.
Gone skinny dipping: nope.
Told a little white lie: hahahha yes.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: no.
Stolen anything: yes.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: no.
Been on TV: no.
Been on the radio: no.
Been in a mosh pit: i used to go all the time,.
Been to a concert: quite a few.
Dated one of your best friends: no.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: definatly.
Deceived somebody close to you: probably.
Broken the law: hahhh yes.
Been to a rodeo: i wish ireland had rodeos. with cows.
Been on a talk show: no. but when i was little i used to record myself on tape and pretended to have a talk show.
Been on a game show: look above.
Been on an airplane: a few times.
Got to ride on a fire truck: no! :::::::(
Came close to dying: not that i can remember.
Cheated on a bf/gf: yes... sorry stewy.
Gave someone a piggy back ride: i am not fit enough to even walk up my stairs. fuck piggy backing someone. haha/
Terrorized a babysitter: nope.
Made a mud pie: yes. even now i still do.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: yes.
Snuck out of the house at night: yes! constantly. then we got caught after walking 2 or 3 miles to ste's house with bottles of milk. we walked down with no pants on.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no,
Had an eating disorder: no.
Felt like you didn't belong:....eh. do i want to belong?
Felt like the 3rd wheel: yes.
Had your tonsils removed: yes.
Gone to camp: i wish ireland had camps. with cows.
Won a bet: i never bet.
Written a love letter: once. andy says he still has it.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: in a way.
Kissed in the rain: the greatest thing.
Slow danced with someone you love: yes. in my kitchen or walking down the street.
Participated in an orgy: no. one penis is enough for me.
Faked an orgasm: no.
Stolen a kiss: um. yes. actually i have.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: sometimes.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: um.. no.
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: once. maybe.
Gotten a speeding ticket: i don't drive.
Bowled a perfect game: no. but i always win.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: no. ::::::::(
Taken ballet/karate lessons: karate. a whole one class/.
Attempted suicide: umm.
Cut yourself: ummm.
Childhood Stuff
Did you play Simon Says: i still do.
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: no i hated that. stupid fraggles.
Did you wet the bed: yes! i used to because i was so terrified to leave my room and go to my bathroom. that house was haunted for serious. even my mam says so,
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: i thought alligators lived under my bed.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: yes. i wish i still had them.
Were you shy: yes. but i covered it up by being really really loud and obnoxious.
Were you spoiled: mumsie never had the money to spoil me.
Were you abused: yes.
Did you go to the circus: nope. never.
Did you go to the zoo: yes. i love the zoo. ger brought me a while ago. it was a sweet day.
Were you in a car accident: never.,
Did you build snowmen: once. it snows so rarely here.
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: probably. huge chunks are missing from my childhood memories.
Were your older cousins mean to you: no. i was really close to my cousins.
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: yes. i still do. i used to watch them last year when i was getting up in the morning to go to school.
Were you afraid of the dark: i never used to be but in the last few months i have become terrified of it. only when im on my own though. i have to sleep with my telly on.
Did you have slumber parties: not really.
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: until i was 8.
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: i am an alien.
Name three things that are next to your computer: ashtray, college books and tarot cards.
Do you have any hidden talents: um no.
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: what happened to MUSIC TELEVISION, its all gay reality tv now.
Do you play any sports: i played hockey for about a week. i used to hit people in the shins with my stick.
Would you ever sky dive: no. heights make me nervous and dizzy.
Do you believe in Bigfoot: i have a friend that looks like bigfoot.
How many rooms do you have in your house: 3 bedrooms, bathroom, living room and kitchen.
Are you afraid of roller coasters: no. i love them.
Do you believe in God: i believe in something. maybe bigfoot.
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: i wish i did. then i wouldn't have to wash them by hand.
Do you like chocolate: i'm not a chocolate girl.
Ever wished on a shooting star: no because i never see them.
What is your weakness: CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH ICE CREAM!!!!
Name something you can't get enough of: chocolate brownies with ice cream. that and sex. if they found out how to incorporate chocolatee brownies into sex i would be in heaven.
How many kids do you want to have: one. maybe.
What is your ideal way to die: quick.
How do you release stress: take a bath with candles and incense.
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: i am my own kind. ive never met anyone like me.
Are you an artistic person: ina sense. i would say.
Are you a realistic person?: not really.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: nope.
Who is the last person to IM you: roisin.
Do you like to burn candles or incense: incense.
What color is your hair naturally: red! ewwww!
How many fillings do you have: 2 but i need so many more. but dentists are bastards so i refuse to go.
Worst feeling in the world? everything.
Best feeling in the world: love and kisses.
Is the glass half empty or half full: half full.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP: i guess.
favorite phrase: you smell like pee. my pee.
Relationships
How many people have you dated this past year?: 2.
How many people have you kissed in your life?: i lost count.
How many people have you said "I love you too" and meant it? two. and of course to siobhan and stephanie.
Have you ever had a hard time getting over someone?: most definatly.
Are you friends with your ex/exes?: well we don't hate each other anymore if that counts. i'm friends with a few others.
Have you ever cheated on someone?: once. sorry again stewy.
Have you ever been cheated on?: possibly.
What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?: um. nothing.
What do you look for in your ideal mate?: um weirdness.
Biggest Turn-ons: i dont know.
Turn-offs: um.
Best quote to sum up love: dont let it go.
What Did You Do...
Last weekend?: slept and drank and slept some more..
Yesterday?: college and slept.
Your last birthday?: went to the pub for my first legal drink.
New Years Eve?: um. my aunties house.
Valentines Day?: i never do anything for balentimes day.
Easter?: nothing.
4th of July?: ireland doesnt celebrate 4th of july.
Halloween?: was supposed to work. but ended up doing nothing.
Thanksgiving?: don't celebrate thanksgiving.
Christmas Eve?: can't remember..
Christmas Day?: stayed at home.
What are you going to do...
A week from now?: go to college.
A month from now?: go to college.
A year from now?: hopefully moving out of this crummy house.
5 years from now?: know how to play the piano.
10 years from now?: be a soccor mom.
20 years from now?: have my ovaries removed.
50 years from now?: remember that i once had great sex.
Ever Been Called...
Dumb?: yes. a lot.
Retarded?: yes. a lot.
Ugly?: yes. but not for a long time.
Hot?: yes. ew.
Fat?: yes. obese was the word used haha. rob you bastard.
Anorexic?: no. but i was once called a skinny bitch by some girl for no reason. as if that's supposed to HURT ME!
A waste of space?: yes.
Useless?: yes.
Sexy?: yes.
Smelly?: yes. all the time because i do smell.
A Slut?: no,
Beautiful?: yes.
Smart?: yes.
Quiet?: no.
Boring?: never/
Bitch?: anytime im at my moms house. thats everyone favorite word.
Rebel?: yes.
Conceited?: no.
Currently
What are you wearing?: pyjamas and a hoodie.
Who are you talking to?: roisin.
How is the weather?: cold but not freezing. that beautiful halloween weather.
What are you listening to? mariah carey.
What are you eating/drinking?: nothing.
What are you looking forward to?: seeing gary this weekend. maybe.
What are you dreading?: nothing.
How are you feeling?: full of pee.
How is your hair?: I MISS MY HAIR.
What time is it?: 10.53 pm.
What are you annoyed by?: college tomorrow. i dont like thursdays.
When Was The Last Time You..
Burped?: a minute ago.
Kissed?: a whole two weeks ago. i dont like this long distance thing.
Had sex?: two weeks ago.
Went to the movies?: last year probably.
Went out to eat?: earlier today. a fun day in eddie rockets.
Cried?: monday. i felt like an idiot. i hate crying in front of people.
Threw up?: saturday night. all over my kitchen.
Peed?: 20 minutes.
Went skating?: yearrrrs and years.
Went for a walk?: not for a long time.
Ate ice cream?: today. with CHOCOLATE BROWNIES.
Got into a fight?: a long time ago.
Who was the last person you...
Talked to?: roisin. i told her to make a livejournal.
Yelled at?: jake. for being a douche.
Hugged?: siobhan.
Went out to eat with?: roisin and siobhan.
Flirted with?: um no one.
Talked to on the phone?: fran from molloys. EW molloys.
IMed?: roisin.
E-Mail?: i never email anyone. ever.
Got flowers from?: kevin.
Made love to?: gary.
Danced with?: siobhan.
Fought with?: jake/
Worried about?:nothing.
Wanted to kill?: ...no one.
Cried over?: my mam being a whore.
Thought about? gary ::::(
that was really long.
and i went to poop halfway through.
and also to brush my teeth.
then to ring fran about my work forms.
which he doesn't have because he hates me.
so i will get him in trouble now.
i saw siobhan today.
i missed her insane amounts.
and also have found a new found obsession in chocolate brownies and ice cream from eddie rockets.
i want one right now.
i am drooling into my boobs.
oops.
and.
and.
and.
and.
i love siobhan.
and i missed her.
and i will miss her again.
Spell your first name backwards: eidoj.
Date of Birth: 31st march 1988.
Male or female: i have a vagina.
Astrological sign: aries. i've got horn..s..
Nicknames: joe, jd, stinky.
Occupation: i sell vibrators and novelty items to children. not really. but i do sell that stuff.
Height: too short to reach anything. 5'3.
Weight: 7 stone the last time i checked. 3 years ago. but i think i'm about 8 or 9 now.
Hair color: stupid stinky red.
Eye color: blue.
Where were you born: surrey, england.
Where do you reside now: dublin, ireland. i cant wait to get out of here.
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 1. but i was 18. and it was a boobie cake.
Piercing: i had so many.. but now it's just center labret, septum and ears.
Tattoo's: just the one.
Shoe size: i have baby feet. i fit into childrens shoes.
Righty or lefty: Right.
Wearing: striped pyjama bottoms and a tank top.
Hearing: i am a god. i know all. janfarmarch mayferdager!
Feeling: lonely. i miss people. well. just the one.
Eating/drinking: pepsi and fruit. i love fruit.
Have you ever been in love: twice.
How many people have you said I love you to: i'm not sure. a few i think. mainly to friends though.
How many people have you been in REAL love with: two.
How many people have you kissed: i lost count a long, long time ago.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yes. quite a few.
How many people have you dated: i don't know. a few.
What do you look for in a guy/girl: how weird they are. i like my men to be strange because then i can be myself and be as weird as i want and i won't feel like a weirdo for it.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: nothing really. i'm not the type to go on looks.
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: weird, honest guys.
Do you have a crush right now: gary-la-face.
If so who is it: gary-la-face.
Do you believe in love at first sight: no.
Who is the first person you kissed: i have no idea. i've a bad memory.
Do you believe in fate: yes. i really do. it's like the way i believe there's no such thing as coincidences.
Do you believe in soul mates: no. but i love the idea of it.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: i hope i do someday.
How many siblings do you have: just the one. but a few people i think of as family.
What are your siblings names: jake. as for others there's siobhan and steph. they are the closest people to me.
What are your parents names: pamela and.. carl? possibly carl.
How many siblings does your mother have: 4.
How many siblings does your father have: pfsh. like i know.
Where are your parents from: mumsie is from ireland and as far as i know my dad was from germany.
Is your family close: really close. although i'm not close to my direct family.. but in general the entire of the family is.
Does your family get together for holidays: not since a lot of them moved to england
Do you have a drunk uncle: nope.
Any medical problems run through your family: heart disease. oops.
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: i wish. that would be the best fun in the world.
Do you have any nieces or nephews: not yet.
Are your parents divorced: my parents never married.
Do you have step parents: no. although i'm convinced i'm adopted.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: no.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: there's a few. but they've totally left my mind.
What's the most embarrassing cd you own: i don't care if it's embarrasing or not. i love my cd collection.
What's the best cd you own: at the moment, corrine baily rae. she's so relaxing to listen to.
What song do you absolutely hate: a lot of songs.
Do you sing in the shower: if i had a shower, i would sing in it. but i don't. so i sing when i poop instead.
What song reminds you of that special someone: anything off the garden state soundtrack.
Pink: buns. but i like her.
Madonna: she used to be cool. now she's an old bat.
Backstreet Boys: i still love them.
The Beatles: i love them.
Sublime: date rape.
J.Lo: retard. i hope her ass sags.
*Nsync: i love them. boy bands are cool.
Britany Spears: she is just a yankee.
Good Charlotte: never liked the,.
Christina Aguilera: i have a strange obsession with this lady.
Eminem: he used to be cool.
Favorites
Color: i love bluuuue.
Food: watermelons.
Song: pfsh. i've lots.
Show: DARKPLACE! and any cartoons. i love cartoons. i still get up early on saturdays to watch cartoon network.
School subject: i doodled my way through school.
Band/singer/artist: hmm. i love lots.
Animal: kitties. although i love my goldfish. bob and bunny died. it's only frank left.
Outfit: i don't exactly sort my clothes into outfits.
Radio station: i don't listen to the radio.
Movie: the nightmare before christmas. i can recite the entire movie.
Pair of shoes: i miss my boots. ::::(
Cartoon: family guy. i do love peter. i know a girl that looks like him. she has the glasses and fatty face too.
Actor: pfsh. actors.
Actress: pfsh. actresses.
Potato chip: pfsh. chips.
Drink: snapple. i love my snapple.
Soda: coke. obviously.
Perfume/cologne: i don't really wear perfume.
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Jello flavor: strawberry. yummy yummy yummmm buns.
Lunch meat: i don't really like meat. but i do like chicken.
Card Game: cards are for losers.
Video game: tekken all the way.
Website: livejournal. because i am a journalaholic.
Book: i have lots of favourites./
Computer game: the sims. there's just something about controlling people that i love.
Number: 50.
Cereal: nesquik. serious. i love that bunny.
Comedian: bill hicks.
Dessert: CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH ICE CREAM.
Disney character: bell from beauty and the beast. i can't wait until disney releases it on dvd.
Clothing store: anywhere.
Childhood toy: i don't remember a lot of my childhood things.
Carnival game/ride: something high and that goes WHOOOOOOOSH.
Candy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. candy.
Salad dressing: i don't like salad!! i am a picky eater.
Thing to do on the weekend: see gary and have sex and long night talks. or going on walks at 2 in the morning.
Hot drink: lattes.
Season: all the cold ones.
Sport to watch: foxy boxing.
Person to talk to online: i don't really like talking online.
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: at the moment they are yellow and green.
What color are your bedroom walls: smelly purple. SMELLY purple.
Do you have posters on your wall: a few big posters and lots of little random things. mainly leaflets from gigs and photographs.
Do you have a tv in your bedroom: yes. it's always on even if i don't watch it.
How many pillows are on your bed: 4. but i only sleep on one.
What do you normally sleep in: pyjama bottoms and tank tops.
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: i don't have a favourtie.
What size bed do you have: double. my king sized collapsed on me.
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: i used to have bunk beds. but i'd always fall off and smack my head off the ceiling.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: i have a phone connection, but no phone.
Describe the last nightmare you had: i can't remember..
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no. but there's always a special bear that never leaves my bed. i call him myrtle.
How many people can comfortably sleep: maybe 3.
Any unusual sleeping positions: i sleep the same way every night. on my stomach with my knee as far to my chest as i can get it, the other leg straight down, one hand under my pillow and the other in my mouth. how sad am i?
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: no. thank jesus.
Do you snore: i've been told i have. but they're liars.
How about drool: yes! i wake up covered in drool!
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yes. but i don't use it because i don't wake up to it. my mother is my alarm clock.
What color is the carpet in your room: i have brown floorboards that give me splinters.
What's under your bed: dust bunnies.
This or that
loser/wannabe: gangsta.
Doughnuts/bagels: boughels
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: the one in the pink.
Heaven/hell: heaven, please.
Rap/rock: i'm a little bit country.
Britney/Christina: Christina.
Swiss cheese/american cheese: uck. cheeeeese!
Real World/Road Rules: Real World
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: nsync. they were so cool.
Silver/gold: Silver, gold is so scumbag.
Nike/Adidas: little girly shoes with a strap across them please.
McDonalds/Taco Bell: neither. greasy!
Sweet/sour: sweet.
Punk/emo: faggotry!
Hot/cold: cold.
Spring/fall: fall
Operas/plays: plays.
Read/watch tv: read. there's rarely anything good on telly.
Cd's/tapes: records. all the way.
Dvd's/vhs: dvds.
Old/new: old.
Shorts/skirts: long skirts.
Pink/red: red!
Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white.
Meat/vegetables: vegetables.
Mexican food/chinese food: chinese!
Commercials/infomercials: informercials
Scary movies/comedies: scary movies.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: i don't wear them. ever.
Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals. i hate shoes.
Dogs/cats: kitties.
Unicorns/fairies: eh.
Water/land: water
Sugar/spice: spice.
Black/white: black.
ribbons/bows: bows.
Chicken/beef: chicken.
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: coloured!!
Cars/trucks: trucks. wow the power rush.
Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers. james bond sucked my dick.
Popcorn/pretzels: i freaking hate pretzels.
Hip/hop: gangsta.
Passionate kiss/peck: just fucking kiss me.
Picture frames/photo albums: both.
Pens/pencils: pencils.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: he used to be cool.
Virgins: having an opinion on someone having a hymen?okay.
God: eh/
The Osbournes: fuck fuck fuck shit ass pussy tits cock fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Reality TV: barf.
Religion: never got into it.
Emo music: faggotry.
Valentine's Day: i've only ever gotten one balentimes card, and flowers and a bear all from kevin.
Homosexuals: they are people.
Abortion: it's your choice. personally i would never have one, but it's up to the mother what she chooses.
Murder: dont do it.
Death: im very affraid of it. but, not death exactly, just what comes after it.
Obesity: fatties.
Pre-marital sex: gods law! GODS LAW!.
Terrorism: pfsh.
Pornography: i loves me some porno.
Fortune Tellers: i don't believe them, but they entertain me.
Threesomes: not my kettle of fish.
Prostitution: i've seen one! wow!
Country music: garth brooks owns my left toe.
George W. Bush: a buttcrack with ears.
Britney's boobs: nothing special.
Gas prices in America: i don't give a big smelly poothought about america.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack: black.
Tiffany: jewellery.
Ben: mr benn! i loved mr benn.
Maria: my middle-middle name.
Jennifer: love hugetits.
Nicole: uglyface.
Amy: nose picker.
Adam: and steve.
Richard: he was gay and sweet.
Arnold: swartzawhatsit.
Tom: stupid smelly tommy.
Melissa: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. stupid pink idiot.
Charlotte: my axe murdering next door neighbour!
Harold: hey arnold!
John: bags. i miss johnbags.
Vanessa: fattie fattie fattie.
Michelle: i know a michelle. we share the same birthday. i went to school with her, then i changed schools and a few years later so did she. to my school, and in the same class. then i moved, and she moved into the same area. we have a weird connection that keeps bringing us together.
Kevin: exboyfriend. i do miss his silly face sometimes. not only was he my boyfriend, he was my best friend.
Brent: reznor.
Jake: my little brother.
Billy: bob oldieface.
Sarah: titters.
Natalie: portman. hottie.
Christy: um/.
Nick: my imaginary boyfriend.
Linda: hahahaha blowjob. hahahaha.
Taylor: i am gay.
Jamie: um.
Adrian: exboyfriend. he had the coolest hair.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone: hahahahhahahahaha all the time.
Been on a diet: nope.
Been to a foreign country: england and spain.
Broken a bone: my arm a few times and loads of fingers and toes.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: no.
Swear at a teacher: Sworn? yes.
Got in a fight: a few times.
Dated a teacher: ew. no. old ladies.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: yes! i actually have done that.
Thought about killing your enemy: i dont have enemys.
Gone skinny dipping: nope.
Told a little white lie: hahahha yes.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: no.
Stolen anything: yes.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: no.
Been on TV: no.
Been on the radio: no.
Been in a mosh pit: i used to go all the time,.
Been to a concert: quite a few.
Dated one of your best friends: no.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: definatly.
Deceived somebody close to you: probably.
Broken the law: hahhh yes.
Been to a rodeo: i wish ireland had rodeos. with cows.
Been on a talk show: no. but when i was little i used to record myself on tape and pretended to have a talk show.
Been on a game show: look above.
Been on an airplane: a few times.
Got to ride on a fire truck: no! :::::::(
Came close to dying: not that i can remember.
Cheated on a bf/gf: yes... sorry stewy.
Gave someone a piggy back ride: i am not fit enough to even walk up my stairs. fuck piggy backing someone. haha/
Terrorized a babysitter: nope.
Made a mud pie: yes. even now i still do.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: yes.
Snuck out of the house at night: yes! constantly. then we got caught after walking 2 or 3 miles to ste's house with bottles of milk. we walked down with no pants on.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no,
Had an eating disorder: no.
Felt like you didn't belong:....eh. do i want to belong?
Felt like the 3rd wheel: yes.
Had your tonsils removed: yes.
Gone to camp: i wish ireland had camps. with cows.
Won a bet: i never bet.
Written a love letter: once. andy says he still has it.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: in a way.
Kissed in the rain: the greatest thing.
Slow danced with someone you love: yes. in my kitchen or walking down the street.
Participated in an orgy: no. one penis is enough for me.
Faked an orgasm: no.
Stolen a kiss: um. yes. actually i have.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: sometimes.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: um.. no.
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: once. maybe.
Gotten a speeding ticket: i don't drive.
Bowled a perfect game: no. but i always win.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: no. ::::::::(
Taken ballet/karate lessons: karate. a whole one class/.
Attempted suicide: umm.
Cut yourself: ummm.
Childhood Stuff
Did you play Simon Says: i still do.
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: no i hated that. stupid fraggles.
Did you wet the bed: yes! i used to because i was so terrified to leave my room and go to my bathroom. that house was haunted for serious. even my mam says so,
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: i thought alligators lived under my bed.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: yes. i wish i still had them.
Were you shy: yes. but i covered it up by being really really loud and obnoxious.
Were you spoiled: mumsie never had the money to spoil me.
Were you abused: yes.
Did you go to the circus: nope. never.
Did you go to the zoo: yes. i love the zoo. ger brought me a while ago. it was a sweet day.
Were you in a car accident: never.,
Did you build snowmen: once. it snows so rarely here.
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: probably. huge chunks are missing from my childhood memories.
Were your older cousins mean to you: no. i was really close to my cousins.
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: yes. i still do. i used to watch them last year when i was getting up in the morning to go to school.
Were you afraid of the dark: i never used to be but in the last few months i have become terrified of it. only when im on my own though. i have to sleep with my telly on.
Did you have slumber parties: not really.
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: until i was 8.
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: i am an alien.
Name three things that are next to your computer: ashtray, college books and tarot cards.
Do you have any hidden talents: um no.
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: what happened to MUSIC TELEVISION, its all gay reality tv now.
Do you play any sports: i played hockey for about a week. i used to hit people in the shins with my stick.
Would you ever sky dive: no. heights make me nervous and dizzy.
Do you believe in Bigfoot: i have a friend that looks like bigfoot.
How many rooms do you have in your house: 3 bedrooms, bathroom, living room and kitchen.
Are you afraid of roller coasters: no. i love them.
Do you believe in God: i believe in something. maybe bigfoot.
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: i wish i did. then i wouldn't have to wash them by hand.
Do you like chocolate: i'm not a chocolate girl.
Ever wished on a shooting star: no because i never see them.
What is your weakness: CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH ICE CREAM!!!!
Name something you can't get enough of: chocolate brownies with ice cream. that and sex. if they found out how to incorporate chocolatee brownies into sex i would be in heaven.
How many kids do you want to have: one. maybe.
What is your ideal way to die: quick.
How do you release stress: take a bath with candles and incense.
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: i am my own kind. ive never met anyone like me.
Are you an artistic person: ina sense. i would say.
Are you a realistic person?: not really.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: nope.
Who is the last person to IM you: roisin.
Do you like to burn candles or incense: incense.
What color is your hair naturally: red! ewwww!
How many fillings do you have: 2 but i need so many more. but dentists are bastards so i refuse to go.
Worst feeling in the world? everything.
Best feeling in the world: love and kisses.
Is the glass half empty or half full: half full.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP: i guess.
favorite phrase: you smell like pee. my pee.
Relationships
How many people have you dated this past year?: 2.
How many people have you kissed in your life?: i lost count.
How many people have you said "I love you too" and meant it? two. and of course to siobhan and stephanie.
Have you ever had a hard time getting over someone?: most definatly.
Are you friends with your ex/exes?: well we don't hate each other anymore if that counts. i'm friends with a few others.
Have you ever cheated on someone?: once. sorry again stewy.
Have you ever been cheated on?: possibly.
What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?: um. nothing.
What do you look for in your ideal mate?: um weirdness.
Biggest Turn-ons: i dont know.
Turn-offs: um.
Best quote to sum up love: dont let it go.
What Did You Do...
Last weekend?: slept and drank and slept some more..
Yesterday?: college and slept.
Your last birthday?: went to the pub for my first legal drink.
New Years Eve?: um. my aunties house.
Valentines Day?: i never do anything for balentimes day.
Easter?: nothing.
4th of July?: ireland doesnt celebrate 4th of july.
Halloween?: was supposed to work. but ended up doing nothing.
Thanksgiving?: don't celebrate thanksgiving.
Christmas Eve?: can't remember..
Christmas Day?: stayed at home.
What are you going to do...
A week from now?: go to college.
A month from now?: go to college.
A year from now?: hopefully moving out of this crummy house.
5 years from now?: know how to play the piano.
10 years from now?: be a soccor mom.
20 years from now?: have my ovaries removed.
50 years from now?: remember that i once had great sex.
Ever Been Called...
Dumb?: yes. a lot.
Retarded?: yes. a lot.
Ugly?: yes. but not for a long time.
Hot?: yes. ew.
Fat?: yes. obese was the word used haha. rob you bastard.
Anorexic?: no. but i was once called a skinny bitch by some girl for no reason. as if that's supposed to HURT ME!
A waste of space?: yes.
Useless?: yes.
Sexy?: yes.
Smelly?: yes. all the time because i do smell.
A Slut?: no,
Beautiful?: yes.
Smart?: yes.
Quiet?: no.
Boring?: never/
Bitch?: anytime im at my moms house. thats everyone favorite word.
Rebel?: yes.
Conceited?: no.
Currently
What are you wearing?: pyjamas and a hoodie.
Who are you talking to?: roisin.
How is the weather?: cold but not freezing. that beautiful halloween weather.
What are you listening to? mariah carey.
What are you eating/drinking?: nothing.
What are you looking forward to?: seeing gary this weekend. maybe.
What are you dreading?: nothing.
How are you feeling?: full of pee.
How is your hair?: I MISS MY HAIR.
What time is it?: 10.53 pm.
What are you annoyed by?: college tomorrow. i dont like thursdays.
When Was The Last Time You..
Burped?: a minute ago.
Kissed?: a whole two weeks ago. i dont like this long distance thing.
Had sex?: two weeks ago.
Went to the movies?: last year probably.
Went out to eat?: earlier today. a fun day in eddie rockets.
Cried?: monday. i felt like an idiot. i hate crying in front of people.
Threw up?: saturday night. all over my kitchen.
Peed?: 20 minutes.
Went skating?: yearrrrs and years.
Went for a walk?: not for a long time.
Ate ice cream?: today. with CHOCOLATE BROWNIES.
Got into a fight?: a long time ago.
Who was the last person you...
Talked to?: roisin. i told her to make a livejournal.
Yelled at?: jake. for being a douche.
Hugged?: siobhan.
Went out to eat with?: roisin and siobhan.
Flirted with?: um no one.
Talked to on the phone?: fran from molloys. EW molloys.
IMed?: roisin.
E-Mail?: i never email anyone. ever.
Got flowers from?: kevin.
Made love to?: gary.
Danced with?: siobhan.
Fought with?: jake/
Worried about?:nothing.
Wanted to kill?: ...no one.
Cried over?: my mam being a whore.
Thought about? gary ::::(
that was really long.
and i went to poop halfway through.
and also to brush my teeth.
then to ring fran about my work forms.
which he doesn't have because he hates me.
so i will get him in trouble now.
i saw siobhan today.
i missed her insane amounts.
and also have found a new found obsession in chocolate brownies and ice cream from eddie rockets.
i want one right now.
i am drooling into my boobs.
oops.
and.
and.
and.
and.
i love siobhan.
and i missed her.
and i will miss her again.