this is just a smidgen of my madness.
Jodie: i'm obsessing about my room
i started cleaning last night until 3 am
Tom: What you mean?
Ha I'm rubbing off on you!
Jodie: and i had to stop cos i actualyl felt dizzy and weak from the tiredness
and i'm making derek stop in dunnes and pay for wall hooks for me
so i can hang up my mirror
and sort EVERYTHING out
its actually annoying me that i cant go and do it now
Tom: Ha, Jesus, I truly have imparted some of my personality to you
The worst fucking part ha
Jodie: no i just get into moods like this sometimes
very rarely mind you
but i become totally neurotic
like all i've been thinking about all day is how i cant wait to go home and get the hoover out
Tom: I'd be cleaning now if I wasn't so bloody tired. Plus I'm talking to you
I fully understand that
Jodie: i wish we were belgian
or spainish
yes i meant to say spainish
it sounds better
i love the hippy culture
Tom: Ha ha SPAINISH
No yeah rock on
Just as long as your not as filthy as those vagabonds It's all good
Ha
Jodie: i wish i was a filthy vagabond
you've no idea how much that appeals to me
Tom: See how you get on in India first
At least you'll know what real filth feels like then, cause you're fuckin eatin and sleepin in it
ha
Of course that's only if you're on a budget
Jodie: you've no faith in me
Tom: Bit of a harsh statement
Not true at all
You just always dive in the deep end
Ya gotta ease yourself in
Jodie:eh
hello?
aries?
Tom: Like the first time you had sex when you were 11, did you say, I want you to really bang the shit out of me now alright? Like really just fucking sock it to me I don't even wanna know my own name after
ha ha
Jodie: I WAS NOT 11
i was 13
Tom: Joke
And even that's unreal
Jodie: im a hot headed aries. i dive right into things and think about the consequences later
ive always been like that
i CANT think ahead
Tom: I know
Jodie: its just not in me to do it
Tom: It's fuckin hilarious!
Jodie : it gets me into trouble
but
im impulsive
and i like my impulsive nature
Tom: I was sayin to Ross yesterday your first impression of anything different is always, this is shit! And like two weeks later when you've actually thought about it you're like..... this is great!
I never listen to your first opinion on anything, you always give it and it flies right over my head, I listen to you later on when you've calmed and thought about it. Your hotheaded nature is actually funny sometimes like I was laughing to myself there
Jodie: well that just makes me cool
Tom: It's like - Jodie, as a mature 21 year old woman of intelligence I would like to hear what your opinion is of this painting....
IT'S FUCKIN PANTS!
.... 2 weeks later ......
Wow, what a cool painting
Jodie: i'm dumb as a brick
i actually cant work anymore
Tom: You're not so dumb you're just like Jake, you talk before you think, and act accordingl
Jodie: my brain is exploding with thoughts of obsessivly going through every nook and cranny of my bedroom
maybe
i
want to get something
so i can play my games again
like a little couch
or
BEANBAGS
yes
Tom: That would be good
Beanbags are useless
Jodie: but they are so comfortable
Tom: Though you've probably already ordered them and when they come 2 weeks later you'll say, I should've got a couch
Na, they're too low
Jodie:how the hell can i get a cuoch through those doors
Tom:You'll get such a bad neck from starin up at your tv
Jodie: i miss the way my tv was so close to my bed
i could play them while lyin in bed
bein all comfortable
its shit now
my room is too big
i want to die
Tom: How the hell do you think the other couches got in the house in the first pace
Jodie: life is so hard
by magic obviously
they built the houses around the couches
Tom: Ha ha ha
Jodie: shout
shout
let it all out
i need more hangers
ive got more clothes than i know what to do with
Tom: You're like Daire, we always joke about how he has a 'top 10' that he listens to always, you're the sae
*same
Jodie: mine would be
let me list my songs okay
rightt
not in any particular order
Tom: I actually wish you had more hangersIt'd make my cleaning easier
Jodie: SHUT UP
okay
here i go
list of songs
shout
a little priest
high speed
just dance
gotta get through this (acoustic version ONLY)
uhhhh
i listen to soundtracks a lot
that piano music from candyman
Tom: Just fill up the numbers with Nightmare before Christmas numbers
Jodie: no
NO
i cant think of anything else
Tom: Well actually that makes sense
Jodie: you've put me on the spot
i hate it when you do that
you do that too much
Tom: NOW JODIE NOW
Jodie:its too much pressure
Tom: NOW
Jodie: i think we need to break up
i need some space
your smothering me
its over thomas
Tom: Ha ha
Jodie: i'm going to run off with chris back to britanny
Tom: Yeah... bye
Jodie: and we'll have little freak babies
and live in a cottage
and raise chickens
and sell the eggs at the local egg market
Tom: It's like you've always never dreamed
Jodie: your just jealous your not invited
Tom: No I'm not.....
:(:(
Jodie: yes you are
fuck you
im gonna go hump patricks leg
and then go ride everyone in the world
except you
cos your lame
you dont have a willy
hahaha
jesus christ ive done it
Tom: I sort of have a willy :):)
Jodie: ive ran right past the wall
and now im into sheer madness
Tom: It's brown and seven mm tall
Ha ha ha
Mad out of it
Jodie: you dont HAVE A WILLE
yeah
i spelled it like that cos your a fucking FREAK
wtf is wrong with you
seirously
your actually gone mad
did you notice just there how mad youve gone
Tom: Yeah.....
Jodie: fuckin loonatic
Tom: Listen.... I gotta go...... do..... some stuff....
Jodie: NO
YOU STAY RIGHT HERE AND KEEP ME AMUSED
please
OMG ILY <33333
LOLOLOLOLOL
WTFLAWL
just stay here
Tom: Ha ha ha
What the HELL does the last one mean
Jodie: i have no idea
its like
what the fuck
lawl
like saying lol out loud as a word
lawl
Tom: Sounds The Hills-ish
Jodie: IT IS OMG!!!11!11!!!!
u r so rite
omg can u beliv dat??????
L33T!!!
wtf is going on says he
not a clue
your such a bonehead
im basically talking to myself here
im gonna draw all over the desk with permnanent marker
im gonna draw a big :-):-)
ALL OVER THE DESK
SMILIES EVERYWHERE
NO ONE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON
THEY'LL BE LIKE OMG WTF IS WITH ALL THE SMILEY FACES
AND I'LL BE ALL
I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY
AND THEY WOULD BE ALL
BUT YOU JUST WRECKED A DESK
AND I'D BE ALL..
:(:(
Tom: Ha ha you're actually hilarious in such a stupid way sometimes
i find myself so fucking hilarious.
yes i do.
i started cleaning last night until 3 am
Tom: What you mean?
Ha I'm rubbing off on you!
Jodie: and i had to stop cos i actualyl felt dizzy and weak from the tiredness
and i'm making derek stop in dunnes and pay for wall hooks for me
so i can hang up my mirror
and sort EVERYTHING out
its actually annoying me that i cant go and do it now
Tom: Ha, Jesus, I truly have imparted some of my personality to you
The worst fucking part ha
Jodie: no i just get into moods like this sometimes
very rarely mind you
but i become totally neurotic
like all i've been thinking about all day is how i cant wait to go home and get the hoover out
Tom: I'd be cleaning now if I wasn't so bloody tired. Plus I'm talking to you
I fully understand that
Jodie: i wish we were belgian
or spainish
yes i meant to say spainish
it sounds better
i love the hippy culture
Tom: Ha ha SPAINISH
No yeah rock on
Just as long as your not as filthy as those vagabonds It's all good
Ha
Jodie: i wish i was a filthy vagabond
you've no idea how much that appeals to me
Tom: See how you get on in India first
At least you'll know what real filth feels like then, cause you're fuckin eatin and sleepin in it
ha
Of course that's only if you're on a budget
Jodie: you've no faith in me
Tom: Bit of a harsh statement
Not true at all
You just always dive in the deep end
Ya gotta ease yourself in
Jodie:eh
hello?
aries?
Tom: Like the first time you had sex when you were 11, did you say, I want you to really bang the shit out of me now alright? Like really just fucking sock it to me I don't even wanna know my own name after
ha ha
Jodie: I WAS NOT 11
i was 13
Tom: Joke
And even that's unreal
Jodie: im a hot headed aries. i dive right into things and think about the consequences later
ive always been like that
i CANT think ahead
Tom: I know
Jodie: its just not in me to do it
Tom: It's fuckin hilarious!
Jodie : it gets me into trouble
but
im impulsive
and i like my impulsive nature
Tom: I was sayin to Ross yesterday your first impression of anything different is always, this is shit! And like two weeks later when you've actually thought about it you're like..... this is great!
I never listen to your first opinion on anything, you always give it and it flies right over my head, I listen to you later on when you've calmed and thought about it. Your hotheaded nature is actually funny sometimes like I was laughing to myself there
Jodie: well that just makes me cool
Tom: It's like - Jodie, as a mature 21 year old woman of intelligence I would like to hear what your opinion is of this painting....
IT'S FUCKIN PANTS!
.... 2 weeks later ......
Wow, what a cool painting
Jodie: i'm dumb as a brick
i actually cant work anymore
Tom: You're not so dumb you're just like Jake, you talk before you think, and act accordingl
Jodie: my brain is exploding with thoughts of obsessivly going through every nook and cranny of my bedroom
maybe
i
want to get something
so i can play my games again
like a little couch
or
BEANBAGS
yes
Tom: That would be good
Beanbags are useless
Jodie: but they are so comfortable
Tom: Though you've probably already ordered them and when they come 2 weeks later you'll say, I should've got a couch
Na, they're too low
Jodie:how the hell can i get a cuoch through those doors
Tom:You'll get such a bad neck from starin up at your tv
Jodie: i miss the way my tv was so close to my bed
i could play them while lyin in bed
bein all comfortable
its shit now
my room is too big
i want to die
Tom: How the hell do you think the other couches got in the house in the first pace
Jodie: life is so hard
by magic obviously
they built the houses around the couches
Tom: Ha ha ha
Jodie: shout
shout
let it all out
i need more hangers
ive got more clothes than i know what to do with
Tom: You're like Daire, we always joke about how he has a 'top 10' that he listens to always, you're the sae
*same
Jodie: mine would be
let me list my songs okay
rightt
not in any particular order
Tom: I actually wish you had more hangersIt'd make my cleaning easier
Jodie: SHUT UP
okay
here i go
list of songs
shout
a little priest
high speed
just dance
gotta get through this (acoustic version ONLY)
uhhhh
i listen to soundtracks a lot
that piano music from candyman
Tom: Just fill up the numbers with Nightmare before Christmas numbers
Jodie: no
NO
i cant think of anything else
Tom: Well actually that makes sense
Jodie: you've put me on the spot
i hate it when you do that
you do that too much
Tom: NOW JODIE NOW
Jodie:its too much pressure
Tom: NOW
Jodie: i think we need to break up
i need some space
your smothering me
its over thomas
Tom: Ha ha
Jodie: i'm going to run off with chris back to britanny
Tom: Yeah... bye
Jodie: and we'll have little freak babies
and live in a cottage
and raise chickens
and sell the eggs at the local egg market
Tom: It's like you've always never dreamed
Jodie: your just jealous your not invited
Tom: No I'm not.....
:(:(
Jodie: yes you are
fuck you
im gonna go hump patricks leg
and then go ride everyone in the world
except you
cos your lame
you dont have a willy
hahaha
jesus christ ive done it
Tom: I sort of have a willy :):)
Jodie: ive ran right past the wall
and now im into sheer madness
Tom: It's brown and seven mm tall
Ha ha ha
Mad out of it
Jodie: you dont HAVE A WILLE
yeah
i spelled it like that cos your a fucking FREAK
wtf is wrong with you
seirously
your actually gone mad
did you notice just there how mad youve gone
Tom: Yeah.....
Jodie: fuckin loonatic
Tom: Listen.... I gotta go...... do..... some stuff....
Jodie: NO
YOU STAY RIGHT HERE AND KEEP ME AMUSED
please
OMG ILY <33333
LOLOLOLOLOL
WTFLAWL
just stay here
Tom: Ha ha ha
What the HELL does the last one mean
Jodie: i have no idea
its like
what the fuck
lawl
like saying lol out loud as a word
lawl
Tom: Sounds The Hills-ish
Jodie: IT IS OMG!!!11!11!!!!
u r so rite
omg can u beliv dat??????
L33T!!!
wtf is going on says he
not a clue
your such a bonehead
im basically talking to myself here
im gonna draw all over the desk with permnanent marker
im gonna draw a big :-):-)
ALL OVER THE DESK
SMILIES EVERYWHERE
NO ONE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON
THEY'LL BE LIKE OMG WTF IS WITH ALL THE SMILEY FACES
AND I'LL BE ALL
I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY
AND THEY WOULD BE ALL
BUT YOU JUST WRECKED A DESK
AND I'D BE ALL..
:(:(
Tom: Ha ha you're actually hilarious in such a stupid way sometimes
i find myself so fucking hilarious.
yes i do.