Spotted on pithhelmet's LJ. Since I haven't done a meme in nearly a year, I hope and trust that I'll be forgiven this one.

So, the rules:

"Go to Random Quotes: The Quotations Page and browse the random quotes until you find five that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. Repost and tag five friends (if you want)."

Note, please, that I ( Read more... )

...'cause I gotta blame it on somebody.

Ever since I saw this on an entry last Sunday (22 July), my OCD-ish mind has been worrying it, until finally I am ready to offer my own list of artists by whom I own five or more albums, along with the names of said albums:

• Bob Seger (mostly with The Silver Bullet Band): Mongrel; Beautiful Loser; Live ( Read more... )

First meme of the new year, spotted on saralinda's LJ.

( How many friggin' zodiacal signs are there..? )

Year-in-review meme spotted on britgeekgrrl's LJ: post the first sentence of the first entry for each month of the year that's winding up. Apparently this is intended partly as a half-assed form of bibliomancy and partly as a tongue-in-cheek "all my sins remembered" exercise for the blogosphere.

( By media consumed. )

Yes, yes, it's meme time -- again.

Spotted on mycroftca, agentelrond, and sonoffletch.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you ( Read more... )

OK, since ratmmjess covered himself with glory with the "six word story" meme, I thought I'd take a shot.

Righteousness Prevails, OR: Pussy's Revenge

His penis burned; she laughed wildly.

If you liked it that much, I'll do it again:

Ten-Toed Express

Reward of the bipedal man? Hernias.

*Bows; exeunt*

Spotted most recently on britgeekgrrl's LJ:

Look at your LJ userpics list. If you have fewer than 50 icons, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five icons, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five icons, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly why ( Read more... )

Spotted on saralinda's and agentelrond's LJs:

Here are the rules:
1. Delve into your blog archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"Makes me wonder what the choices were in this quiz; after I made a co-worker of mine take it, she learned that she was Fritz the Cat -- ( Read more... )

Oh, unlax: I haven't done this sorta thing in a coon's age.

Spotted on ratmmjess's LJ on Tuesday, 1 August; memage behind the cut.

( As a matter of fact, I MIGHT jump off a bridge too... )