An old German man has had a wonderful life, but is at the end of it. He calls for his family to come see him one last time as he lays on his death bed. After everyone is there, he knows the end is near. His daughters and granddaughters are helping his wife with the food preparation for the wake that everyone knows is coming, but his only son sits ( Read more... )

I haven't heard a joke in 4 years that made both Democrats and Republicans laugh when there was politics involved anywhere in it. That is, until last Saturday, when dancingbill told me this one ( Read more... )

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions ( Read more... )

OK, so I heard this this morning ( Read more... )

This guy from California is hitchhiking across West Texas and a car pulls up and says "Son, are you a Republican or a Democrat ( Read more... )

I'll post my weekend later... for now ( Read more... )

Q: Which of these does not belong: HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, a condo in Detroit
A: Gonorrhea - it's the only one you can actually get rid of.

There were 3 Japanese businessmen who all die at the same time and go to the pearly gates ( Read more... )

A traveler in the Himalayas came upon a great gathering of holy men and philosophers, representing all aspects of belief and including one aged guru reputed to have achieved Nirvana by subsisting entirely on a diet of asparagus. The traveler was astonished when, in a sudden mountain shower, all of the participants in this conclave were drenched ( Read more... )

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large ( Read more... )