Easter Joke

[troupatour]

There were 3 Japanese businessmen who all die at the same time and go to the pearly gates.

St. Peter is there and says "Well, you were all good men, but you were Buddhist. The only way for you to come to heaven is to know Jesus Christ. We can reincarnate you, but if you know what Easter is, I'll let you in."

So he asks if anyone knows what Easter is.

And the first one goes
"I do. Easter is when big fat man come down from North Pole. Give everyone presents. Make everybody happy."

St. Peter goes, "Nope sorry. I guess you have to be sent back to Earth. How about you other two?"

The 2nd one goes "Easter... Easter... Easter is when lady fly around in big pink dress with wings. Take teeth from children's pillow. Give money. Make everybody happy."

And St. Peter says "No, you are also going to be reincarnated. That isn't Easter."

Then the third one says "I know Easter."

Easter when man teach all world about how to be good.
But man get killed.
Then man is put in grave.
They roll stone in front of grave.
After 3 days man come back to life.
Stone roll away from grave.
Man come out of grave
He see shadow
6 more weeks of winter!