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OK, so I heard this this morning.
An old cowboy walks up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter is there and looks for him in the book, but doesn't see his name right away. So he says "I'm sorry, but I can't seem to find anything about you. Can you tell me if you've ever done anything noteworthy?"
"Well, I reckon I only ever did one thing I can be really proud of" says the old cowboy. "But it was a doozy. I was up in North Dakota and I saw this big bunch of bikers all sitting on their motorcycles bothering this woman. Wouldn't let up on her, and they were being real dirty and rude to her. So I figured I'd do something. I went over to them and told them to leave her alone. When they didn't, I went and grabbed the biggest, meanest looking, most tattooed one, punched him, ripped out his nose ring, kicked over his bike, and said 'Alright, if you don't leave her alone, I'll do the same to every last one of you.'"
"Wow" says St. Peter. "That is impressive. I'm surprised that story isn't in the book of life here. When did you do that?"
"Oh" says the old cowboy, "about 3 minutes ago."
An old cowboy walks up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter is there and looks for him in the book, but doesn't see his name right away. So he says "I'm sorry, but I can't seem to find anything about you. Can you tell me if you've ever done anything noteworthy?"
"Well, I reckon I only ever did one thing I can be really proud of" says the old cowboy. "But it was a doozy. I was up in North Dakota and I saw this big bunch of bikers all sitting on their motorcycles bothering this woman. Wouldn't let up on her, and they were being real dirty and rude to her. So I figured I'd do something. I went over to them and told them to leave her alone. When they didn't, I went and grabbed the biggest, meanest looking, most tattooed one, punched him, ripped out his nose ring, kicked over his bike, and said 'Alright, if you don't leave her alone, I'll do the same to every last one of you.'"
"Wow" says St. Peter. "That is impressive. I'm surprised that story isn't in the book of life here. When did you do that?"
"Oh" says the old cowboy, "about 3 minutes ago."