"I have got to find a new bra to wear with my strappy or low cut dresses. This one looks fine, but it digs my knife into my breast uncomfertably..."

Yeah. My life is not like other peoples. ::LOL::

In related news, I got complaments from six difrent people on one of my knives today...no one found the one in my bra. ::lol:: Not even the girl ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say a blanket Thank You to everyone who has been so incredibly suporitive to me over the last 24 hours. Really, guys, you've been above and beyond ( Read more... )

Even I woke up going o.O at my dream last night. The kinda morning where the first thing you say is, "Who the fuck slipped me that acid ( Read more... )

I was filling out a servey today about Geneticly Modified Foods, how do I feel about them, do I suport the research, would I/do I eat GMF, or do I/would I feed them to my kids (no questions about foxes or boxes, or a house and a mouse, which I think will give them incompleat date, but meh ( Read more... )

So...yeah, today's the one year aniversery of Joe buggering off to Asshole Land to be their new King of the Fucktards.

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OMG I HAVE THE SMARTEST NEPHEW IN THE WORLD!

Also, the most adorable, but he shares that with his brother and two cousins. ::G::Okay, and maybe Clay will one day have to defend his Smartest Nephew In The World title, but for this house tonight? I AM SO FRIGG'N PROUD ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I just wanted to take a quick sec to say, I Love You Guys ( Read more... )

How hard is it to remember, "Do not put handlotion on before working on a car's engine ( Read more... )

So...my blender just exploded ( Read more... )

So sometimes life just works out in such a way as to give you a perfect moment. Today, I got two of those in the span of 10 minutes ( Read more... )