Said the man to the Jibber-Jabber ( Read more... )

School is back in town. Again. Like it was last year, and like it'll more than likely be next year ( Read more... )

School's been done for awhile, and I'm not sure why I haven't written anything on here in awhile. My writing has been kinda sparse recently. Been reading more. Been thinking more. WRITING LESS ( Read more... )

Having to write papers makes me very creative at wasting time. Normally, I'd just stare blankly off into space, pursue a meaningless conversation, or find a new way to groom myself. However, none of these will cut the mustard when there are papers to write. Instead, I do really mindless things, such as: comparing movie tastes with people on ( Read more... )

I CHANGED IT I CHANGED IT NOW I LOVE IT NOW I LOVE IT ( Read more... )

For some reason, my existentialism class always discusses how to authentically purchase eggs. No matter what the ACTUAL topic is about - we always drift back to eggs. And how to buy them. Authentically ( Read more... )

Right as all you eager beavers were thinking Theresa had had enough automotive peril, I prove you all wrong! Ha! Enough is never enough ( Read more... )

We are the lazy conglomerate ( Read more... )

Unlike my laptop, I'm alive and not sticky. I know this because of the pleasant thump in my sternum, and that I showered this morning ( Read more... )

Weird things happen when you don't smoke cigarettes. However, given that I aspire (slightly) to be a writer, I feel justified in these weird thoughts, since I'm banking on them making me money some day. Anyway, that was your warning...and this is something I wrote, while sitting in the hall of Pray-Harrold. Judge away ( Read more... )