For those who I haven't met yet, my name is Finnick. Yes, I'm the idiot who sailed a boat into a forcefield. As part of my "rehabilitation" I've volunteered to start a support group of sorts. I guess it's something the government has wanted to set up, and what can I say? I'm used to being a poster boy ( Read more... )

Yukimi.

The deadline for the seal story.... .... that was last month.

Time passes, and you start to notice a few trends about this place. People start to give in too easily. Sure, you've got your idiots who think they have a shot leaving this place on their homemade piece of crap boat, but the rest of you? You settle in. Crazy crap's happening at night, but do you pause and deal? No, instead, you're worrying about ( Read more... )

HEY, NEWS GUY.

Thanks for the article. I liked the coverage, and the fear you showed. Really covering your job, aren't you?

By the way, for who's watching: The name's Red Hood. Red Hood. Don't forget it.

Except that cute little bird here. Bet you've been looking for me, haven't you?

'Cause we're workin' backwards, in case you forgot.I was gonna write "How To Not Randomly Kiss Some Strangers" and "What Baby Seals Ain't Interested In", but I spilled on that draft. Why not write it on a computer, you'd ask if you gave a shit. I'd answer 'cause it's easier to write out instead of type up and all the coffee got everywhere and it ( Read more... )

668-276-3733 @ 12/30 6:34pm: hahnaja yop shouild nhjmoo ( Read more... )

FUCK THSI

WHY THE HELLDO SNOWBALLS KEEP COMIN THROUGH THE GODDAMN WINDOW

DONT EVEN REMEMBER OPENING IT

oh yeah nevermind bout that before anybody whos readin this ( Read more... )

What's going on?  Where am I?

You'd better let me go home right now, or I'll tell my dad, and he'll get really angry.