Hm...

[thisislexluthor]

So it just occurred to me how obscenely wealthy I am. And that means I can have just about anything I want, right? I think I'll start by replacing my plasma TV. I uh, owe it to myself. And then I'm going to systematically enjoy everything I strictly forbade Dent to do. Because I can do whatever I want in my penthouse. The food, the alcohol, the servants: all mine now. Or still mine, that is. Also I'm going to be in the lab for awhile because something very odd appears to be going on and I'm going to try to work out exactly what and how. No, I don't mean my lack of hair. Even science can't help me there. But I, uh, have a genius IQ and this really shouldn't be so hard to figure out. Because I love and understand science. Yes. But not as much as I love Superman.

Fuck it, I think I'll just throw a house party. I must know a lot of interesting and sexy people. If only I could find my Blackberry...