Hm...

[thisislexluthor]

So it just occurred to me how obscenely wealthy I am. And that means I can have just about anything I want, right? I think I'll start by replacing my plasma TV. I uh, owe it to myself. And then I'm going to systematically enjoy everything I strictly forbade Dent to do. Because I can do whatever I want in my penthouse. The food, the alcohol, the

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[theactionace]

Touch the liquor and I'll tear your head off with my bare hands. Um...please? Um...

:)

[thisislexluthor]

Hahahaha. The liquor is mine, bitch. All four cabinets of it.

And the DVR? Already reprogrammed. I can't believe I ever watched Dancing with the Stars. Jesus. Dexter looks fabulous on my new 42" plasma screen, though. And the surround sound? Definitely a good investment.

You don't happen to know the password for your my Blackberry, do you? I need to call some people. There needs to be a party. A penthouse this size, I'm sure I can accommodate at least a couple hundred people. I don't envy the maids tomorrow. This place'll be just like me: trashed.

[theactionace]

I will pick you up and freeze you in my ice fortress. Which I apparently have. And I'll keep you there, frozen alive and screaming, while I reclaim m..your penthouse. Now stay the f...crap away from the peanut butter.

[thisislexluthor]

Hahaha, what peanut butter?! I finished that ten minutes ago.