I am such a good person.
I just donated half a billion dollars to the burn victims unit of Gotham General Hospital. Because I, uh, know what it's like to look at charred flesh everyday. Even if the rest of him is damn fine. Not that I would know, of course. We're, uh, roommates. Purely platonic. I have never seen Harvey Dent naked. Yes.
Also I own the New England Patriots now. I didn't even think that would be possible, but I called and they're all "Yes, Mr. Luthor, of course, Mr. Luthor. Will that be credit or cash, Mr. Luthor?" Apparently having this much money means I can do anything. This is nice. This, uh, VIP, above the law thing.
Oh, yeah, and I forked over another million to Gotham General so they could update their security systems. Honest to God, fucking anyone can get in. I'm considering donating to Arkham as well. I'd hate for my roommate's living conditions to suffer.
Also I own the New England Patriots now. I didn't even think that would be possible, but I called and they're all "Yes, Mr. Luthor, of course, Mr. Luthor. Will that be credit or cash, Mr. Luthor?" Apparently having this much money means I can do anything. This is nice. This, uh, VIP, above the law thing.
Oh, yeah, and I forked over another million to Gotham General so they could update their security systems. Honest to God, fucking anyone can get in. I'm considering donating to Arkham as well. I'd hate for my roommate's living conditions to suffer.