I am such a good person.

[thisislexluthor]

I just donated half a billion dollars to the burn victims unit of Gotham General Hospital. Because I, uh, know what it's like to look at charred flesh everyday. Even if the rest of him is damn fine. Not that I would know, of course. We're, uh, roommates. Purely platonic. I have never seen Harvey Dent naked. Yes.

Also I own the New England Patriots

Comments

[theactionace]

It's very strange. I'm torn between this horrible urge to strangle you for spending a bunch of money (on the Patriots? Why?!) and the urge to give a great big platonic hug for doing such nice things! The only way I'm making the strangling voice go away is by telling it what a great PR move this is.

HAVE YOU BEEN OUTSIDE? THE SUN IS OUT THERE! THE SUN IS GREAT!

[thisislexluthor]

LOOK YOUR LAST ON THE SUN, SUPES. YOU ARE SO DEAD. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU RAPED HARVEY DENT. I MEAN, FUCKING HELL, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!!?!?!

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK WE CAN BE ROOMMATES NOW?

[theactionace]

Don't be so glum, emo chum! The world is a happy place and Harvey totally wanted it!

[thisislexluthor]

HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT. I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAID OR DID, HE DID NOT WANT IT. YOU ARE SUCH A RAPIST. GOOD GOD.

[destinyawakened]

You're so sweet.