Or, more correctly, "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." I'm sure everyone weighed in with their opinion already, but I only just saw it and it is bothering me. So I must throw my words at the void ( Read more... )

I was told to write this by Dani, so here I am. The movie was advertised as Giant Fucking Robots Fighting Giant Fucking Monsters. And it was definitely as advertised. It is not a perfect movie, but it is damn entertaining and makes you feel pretty good afterwards ( Read more... )

Well, shit...that was actually a good Zack Snyder film. I'm in shock.

(Spoilers, blahblahblah)

I think satansmonkey hit all the fun marks of the film in his 'review,' such as the hilarious space dicks that take people to the Phantom Zone. The negative reviews I have heard all seem to be based on people having their own idea of what Superman should be ( Read more... )

Okay, I've seen it twice in two days...this time on a 2D screen (thank god), and not two rows from a giant IMAX screen. Yay!

So, here come the ( Spoilers! )

...as it is officially called in the funky post-credits title sequence. Get your groove on!

( SPOILERS AHOY! )

Spoilers, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

So, now that the Disney Lucas merger is finally dying down, I thought I'd complain about something related: Nerd Rage ( Read more... )

I like the fact that Dark Knight Rises shares the same initials with Dark Knight Returns. Clever, Nolan...clever!

So, I was asked what I thought of the movie and I'm not sure, really. I think of all the reviews I read afterwards, Roger Ebert put it best (shocking, I know), when he said, "It isn't very much fun, and it doesn't have very much ( Read more... )

Well, we saw it. Wanted to know why it was the biggest flop in cinematic history. Still not sure why. It wasn't good, but it should not have cost $250 million dollars to make. The reason for that price tag may be the reason for its failure: it felt like a movie by committee. As KAr3n put it, the movie had so much going for it. Big names, the ( Read more... )

Y'know, I was a little worried after the 2nd and 3rd movie, which were all a little hard to sit through multiple times. Okay, sure, the second one turned me gay for Jacob and painted a terrible tale of an abusive relationship with an empty shell of a protaganist in the middle. And the third movie had Dakota Fanning and the threesome in the tent ( Read more... )