Got totally road-pwned today. Nothing like cunningly breaking my fall with the entire right hand side of my body at 50 kph. I need a new motorbike helmet. Also, new skin on my elbow and knee ( Read more... )

About 7pm this evening, months after my first discovery of this show you earthlings call Torchwood (and months and months after Torchwood was mentioned on Doctor Who), it has finally occurred to me that 'torchwood' is an anagram of 'doctor who ( Read more... )

1. It's easy to tell that the hedgehogs aren't hibernating any more. They're decorating our roads as slightly three-dimensional Rorschach blots. *sigh ( Read more... )

Yes. Oh god. Yes. siegeengine, this song makes my brain bleed. What have you done ( Read more... )

I have juggling balls! They are brightly coloured and I drop them ( Read more... )

1. My computer is always so much shinier when it's just rebooted. *cuddles the Lunchbox ( Read more... )

So, pretending for a moment that I have entirely healthy attitudes towards being sexxed up, is it wrong of me to want to get laid with Jamison Parker's remix of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" from Miss Pink's 'Punk Goes 80s' album playing in the background ( Read more... )

The Rock DJ got another slapping last night and it wasn't even from Miss Pink ( Read more... )

I could give the Rock DJ the thumpings he so rightly deserves, but I have not the energy or motor skills (FLU!), and I am far too charitable towards all of humanity today (GIRLFRIEND ( Read more... )

My prime number shitting bear is currently shitting over 23 million ( Read more... )