Between me shutting off my alarm this morning and me actuallly getting out of bed, I had this dream ( Read more... )

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Finally took a shower this morning, first time in a week. My foot's awefully sore but it was well worth it, afterall, sponge baths aren't too sexy when you give them to yourself. I did learn that I need to do a better job of tying the bags around my foot, got the bandage a little wet.

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Me at BK last night, "Do you still have the Angry Whopper?" clerk, "Sorry sir, we discontinued all the 'Angry' things.", me (thinking) "Hmmm, that must be nice ( Read more... )

Drove back early, no real reason why besides I've spent a lot of time up in Toledo recently and I figured I might need a couple days to veg before I go back into work. Trying to get to sleep but until then here are my two favorite quotes from the last couple of days ( Read more... )

While I often try to refrain from offering unsolicited advice, let me suggest this ( Read more... )

At the risk of ripping off Jeff Foxworthy, here we go…

You might be going to a Flaming Lips concert when…

… you wear a ten dollar t-shirt under a four-hundred dollar suit.

… your friend asks, “Are those nuns?!”, and you say yes without looking

… you are asked if this is a meeting of the Communist Party.

… you see a penguin and ( Read more... )

"Meditate with no thought of gain.
Expect no ambitions to be fulfilled"

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