So, every so often I log into my ancient OkCupid account just for the hilarity. Here are excerpts of some of the best messages I've received, for your mocking pleasure. (I used to have a lot more, but I think I got sane and deleted a bunch a while back.)

( Do you desire to serve a master? )

It's really crazy how well the Random Smiths Lyrics Generator works as a Magic 8-Ball. Check it out ( Read more... )

A few important orders of business:

1. So T-Bag from Prison Break is the same guy who played the reporter Tommy Dolan in Carnivale! That makes me very happy. IMDb, once again, has proved its superiority over everything else ever2. I have a date tomorrow. Huh. I am all exclamation point-y on the inside but am unable to properly express this in ( Read more... )

The subject line is basically my mood right now ( Read more... )

My friend just called me.

"I found you a boy!"

"Eh?"

"Yes. He's funny and cute and nice, you should keep him."

"Um, 'kay. Who is this boy?"

"His name is *burst of static*...ton."

Thinking, She did NOT just say Benton, as in Fraser the Mountie. Shut up, brain."...what ( Read more... )

So, I was eavesdropping on this conversation at the shiny place o' coffee today. This guy was arguing with this girl over the definitions of third-person, first-person and omniscient points of view and how they affect a narrative. Yay English-geekery, right? But it gets worse. After about five or six minutes of listening to this, I suddenly ( Read more... )

I just emailed my essay with approx. one minute to spare. Because I am way smart. But I am done with essays forever (that are due this week)!! Which means I should probably start on the ones due next week pretty soon, so I don't get in this predicament again, but then, who thinks that'll ever actually happen with me? Phaugh ( Read more... )

So, I've been completely out of the loop these last few days - it was only today, after I got the free laptop assigned to me by my school (which kicks so much ass!) and hopped online, that I realized why it's been rainier than usual in Kentucky. Hurricane stuff. Brilliant. Now I have this little knot of dread in my stomach about New Orleans and ( Read more... )

The email version of The Conversation is now SENT ( Read more... )

I think I may hate it when people fall in love with me. I think I just hate it in general. Cause either I have to ignore it completely or I end up having to have The Conversation ( Read more... )