It's really crazy how well the
Random Smiths Lyrics Generator works as a Magic 8-Ball. Check it out.
(My poor roommate asked, "How does my future look?" To which the Magical Morrissey replied, "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour/but heaven knows I'm miserable now." And God forbid you ask it anything about your lovelife. Just sayin'. I think she's now rather traumatized.)