'Tis I, wolfychan, the very original Sueslapper, back in action after nearly a year's hiatus. Without further ado: Mydia! A Mute Sue!

TITLE: Silent as the Grave
CULPRIT: YouaretakingmeoverandIlikethat
SUMMARY: "Mydia has sworn herself to not talking. She speaks to others in different ways, she had witnessed something horrible and feels immense guilt is ( Read more... )

Just when you thought the Caribbean was safe, shy_dramaqueen is back with partner-in-crime elila. Three Sues are ready for their slapping, so let's get this shit over with!

(Warning for immature potty-jokes. The Suethor started it. We were drunk, but what's her excuse?)

TITLE: the blackness of all and the absence of the shi(f)t-key, aka Shit Happens
CULPRIT: smac
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shy_dramaqueen once more braves the Seas of Sue.

TITLE: Catherine Costa
CULPRIT: Jelli-baby
SUMMARY: Today is not my day. I killed Elizabeth Swann and her body was taken by pirates. Now Will, Sparrow and I are chasing after the pirates to retrieve her... the only thing is, Will doesn't know she's dead, and it was meant to be their wedding today... No, seriously ( Read more... )

shy_dramaqueen has Sues enough to go around. Two big fat ones, a bonus-Sue and a bonus-Stu. Who wants to know what baby-Stus taste like, eh? Red meat or chicken?

TITLE: Family Ties Everyone now: "uh-oh..."
CULPRIT: DaydreamBeliever14
SUMMARY: "Ladies Kea and Ria, of Port Royal, are women determined to find and stop the man who is blackmailing Kea about her ( Read more... )

shy_dramaqueen has another You-Sue. The little vermin are everywhere!

TITLE: The Two Sides Of Jack Sparrow Part 2
CULPRIT: ares kid
SUMMARY: "Jacks come back, asking you, will and elizabeth to go on an adventure with him. How will you cope being on the same ship with the man that left you, wothout saying good bye and leaving a letter? Please r&r. Sequal to The ( Read more... )

shy_dramaqueen, who has now learned the difference between pedophilia and incest, and will never let Norwegian media brainwash her again, is back with - you guessed it - a Sue. And that sentence was so long it almost awards a good ole' hooker-slap ( Read more... )

shy_dramaqueen with some incestuous Jack for you.

Yesterday's sue has gained some constructive criticism, and three new chapters, but though the author thanks the reviewers, claims that there's almost a plot coming up and explains that she writes pointless chapters on purpose, I'm not reading another three angsty pieces.

TITLE: Where do I belong? Oh, poor ( Read more... )

Hello. This is shy_dramaqueen hijacking sueslaps for a while. I can't promise regular updates either, but I'll drop a few horrors on you now and then.

A warning in advance: I'm Norwegian, but I do use the spell-check unlike so many suethors. Give me some leeway, though. ;-) Be nice. NO FLAMES PLZKTNKZ!!!11fish1111

TITLE: Every Time you breathe another Sue is born.
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This is almost certainly a trollfic. And it isn't really even a Sue. But I had to do a report on it. I just HAD to. Because if I'm going to be the resident psychiatrist of the PotC fandom, this is one hell of a textbook case.

Why, you ask? Because Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom eat Keira Knightley. And they have sex, but that's almost ( Read more... )

Well, shiver me timbers, it's our very firstest Canon Sue! There's also an original Sue and Stu scurrying about in this story, but I thought the defilement of our good Captain's character was so gut-wrenching that it should be the focus here.

TITLE: The Sparrow's Lament: Broken Vow
CULPRIT: Ricechex
SUMMARY: "CURRENTLY ON HOLD. Capt. Jack ( Read more... )