For FB-style status updates that are just too frivolous to share with the world at large...

"Monet. Get some glasses. All your shit is blurry."

from a thread about bizarre hatred of random historical figures

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If you hear that someone is speaking ill of you, instead of trying to defend yourself you should say: "He obviously does not know me very well, since there are so many other faults he could have mentioned"

…Epictetus

"Now that I was willing to go to jail, what could I do?"

Just heard this in a snippet of an interview on KPFA this morning. That quote may not be exact--I've had other stuff running through my head since 45 minutes ago--but that's the bones of it.

I like it because it reminded me... actually it reminds me of another quote from Inglourious ( Read more... )

"Show me a hot babe in a fur bikini and I'll believe anything for an hour"

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Too charming for words ( Read more... )

From "Jeter Lester," a poster at one of the forums I follow, inre movies (and his affection for the Sandler/Carrey oeuvre).

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"Anything that makes me laugh without it being an alternative to crying is great."

That attribution is from the original (in reference to me) poster.  For mine it should read: from Lise's Facebook status update ( Read more... )

Here is (i.e. will eventually be) a list of Facebook status updates I am resisting making. Some of these [do or eventually will] end up on MySpace, and some fade off into the aether [like the one I thought of just now]. If I had a Twitter account, they would probably all end up there. So it is a good thing I do not have a Twitter account ( Read more... )

Came across an interesting saying today while reading a bit of conversation about God, the bible, and humor. (Apparently, there's humor to be found in the Bible. Perhaps even intentional. Who knew?) So now I'm spamming it everywheres cause I'm not sure I agree and want to know what other people think/feel about it ( Read more... )