Facebook status updates (a living post)
Here is (i.e. will eventually be) a list of Facebook status updates I am resisting making. Some of these [do or eventually will] end up on MySpace, and some fade off into the aether [like the one I thought of just now]. If I had a Twitter account, they would probably all end up there. So it is a good thing I do not have a Twitter account.
What I find I mostly have to resist is making snarky responses to what other people post. I fear my misanthropy may show.
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Today's entries:
I'm melting! I'm MELTing! Oh the humanity! Oh the BEEmanity!*
It's not that I think you're old, it's just that I feel like I'll be old when I'm as old as you are. [aka Dear my 40ish friends: I'm sorry I keep saying "he/she's not THAT old" about people in your age bracket.]
Has (omg) just realized what that Frankie Goes to Hollywood song is about.
[4/16/09]
Seeks to be charmed and disarmed.
Is getting skeeved out by all the positivity people keep spewing around her.
[4/20/09]
They Got the Mustard OUT!
[4/22/09]
Specializes in the poetry of moments.
[5/12/09]
Are those your thighs? Cause Damn!
[7/10/09]
Is unreasonably irritable.
[8/27/09]
If loving cherry pie is wrong, I'd rather be right.
[12/27/09]
hates almost every one of you (no offense).
[2/13/10]
"Being a parent is not easy" --Neither is saving for retirement.
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* Today was a very stressful day, I actually worked for, like, most of the day and then stayed late to work after the day was over, and I will still be behind when I get to work tomorrow. I hate everyone except for one person (and if I am good at my job, none of these people know who they are**).
** It is important for people to not realize that I am feeling hostile towards them, and it is also important for people to not realize that I might play favorites because I am susceptible to charm attack!especially when combined with a pretty face. [Truthfully, my hand may be showing on that latter point.]
What I find I mostly have to resist is making snarky responses to what other people post. I fear my misanthropy may show.
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Today's entries:
I'm melting! I'm MELTing! Oh the humanity! Oh the BEEmanity!*
It's not that I think you're old, it's just that I feel like I'll be old when I'm as old as you are. [aka Dear my 40ish friends: I'm sorry I keep saying "he/she's not THAT old" about people in your age bracket.]
Has (omg) just realized what that Frankie Goes to Hollywood song is about.
[4/16/09]
Seeks to be charmed and disarmed.
Is getting skeeved out by all the positivity people keep spewing around her.
[4/20/09]
They Got the Mustard OUT!
[4/22/09]
Specializes in the poetry of moments.
[5/12/09]
Are those your thighs? Cause Damn!
[7/10/09]
Is unreasonably irritable.
[8/27/09]
If loving cherry pie is wrong, I'd rather be right.
[12/27/09]
hates almost every one of you (no offense).
[2/13/10]
"Being a parent is not easy" --Neither is saving for retirement.
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* Today was a very stressful day, I actually worked for, like, most of the day and then stayed late to work after the day was over, and I will still be behind when I get to work tomorrow. I hate everyone except for one person (and if I am good at my job, none of these people know who they are**).
** It is important for people to not realize that I am feeling hostile towards them, and it is also important for people to not realize that I might play favorites because I am susceptible to charm attack!especially when combined with a pretty face. [Truthfully, my hand may be showing on that latter point.]