DO NOT FORGET: Mad Men returns tonight with its third season on AMC, 10/9C!
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Long time, no see, mes amis. 2008 was relatively uneventful. At least, the latter part of it. Work has gotten marginally better and only slightly more fruitful, financially speaking. My social life has become entirely nonexistent, unless you count holding hands with myself at the movie theatre on an early Wednesday afternoon a social life. I go on ( Read more... )

Jake just got a Nintendo Wii. I tried Dragon Quest Swords last night. I can hardly put my feelings into words. My only attempt shall be in the form of a lazy analogy. Getting a Wii is something akin to being a dude who spontaneously grows boobs. I have no reason to ever leave the house again.

I can't believe this is seriously what I did on my day off. I just spent the last seven hours of my life lying in bed, eating Pringles and watching Anne of Green Gables on PBS. I have never been so exhausted from watching television in my entire life. On the other hand:


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O HOLY SHIT!

GEORGE FUCKING ROMERO IS COMING TO JAX, MOTHERFUCKERZ!

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That's right. I went there. Thanks to dumbdistraction at YouTube for the funniest thing I've seen all day:

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Trying to resist watching the remainder of the America's Next Top Model marathon on MTV. Otherwise I'd never get out of bed, which is of great import seeing as I have no clean clothes and must stumble my way to the laundromat. I have an ( Read more... )

I have found seven dollars in the pocket of a pair of jeans on the bathroom floor. Instead of putting it toward something practical and responsible I'm going to blow it on a quest to sate my lust for Chinese food. I am braving the elements to walk all the way down to the closest Chinese restaurant solely for the sake of cramming sweet and sour ( Read more... )

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I'd punch someone in the face for a Diet Coke right about now.