It was only a matter of time. I finally joined I Can Has Cheezburger. For the past 45 minutes I've been making cat macros instead of going through the want ads. Not that there's anything to be found. Clearly my only solace is captioned photographs of cats who appear to be assimilating the English language to communicate their desire for sandwiches ( Read more... )

I can't believe this is seriously what I did on my day off. I just spent the last seven hours of my life lying in bed, eating Pringles and watching Anne of Green Gables on PBS. I have never been so exhausted from watching television in my entire life. On the other hand:


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Finally got around to re-installing my AIM. If anyone cares, you can message me at iamgiantrobot.

An odd little story about Oscar the Cat, resident of the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in New Hampshire. Seems Oscar has quite the knack for zeroing in on patients nearing the final hours of their lives. How sad is it that the first thought to spring to mind was the potential for a Zero Wing cat macro? Which I immediately made. ( Read more... )

I've got to open a window or the door or something. It is insanely muggy in here. It's like sitting in gigantic bowl of molasses ( Read more... )

StumbleUpon. Yet one more thing to be addicted to. Add me if'n ya like.

Went and saw Vacancy today. It wasn't bad. That's about all there is to say on the matter ( Read more... )

I've spent the last four hours looking for a job. It's amazing the gems you come across online.

"Phone Actress?" I think you should stop frontin', boo. We all know what you really are.

I love spam. It ignites a fire of love and unicorn kisses deep inside me.

Good day and Compliments ( Read more... )