Jake just got a Nintendo Wii. I tried Dragon Quest Swords last night. I can hardly put my feelings into words. My only attempt shall be in the form of a lazy analogy. Getting a Wii is something akin to being a dude who spontaneously grows boobs. I have no reason to ever leave the house again.

Gah. Finally figured it out. There was a driver update that wasn't at the site where I initially downloaded my shiznit. Does anyone say shiznit anymore? Well, they do now. Because I am a tastemaker and a trendsetter. Note to everyone: viking hats with the gigantic horns on them are going to be all the rage this spring. Brace yourselves ( Read more... )

My Sims 2 is making me crazy. Like, Crazy Cat Lady crazy. It's eXtreme! To the maX!!! I played it the other day and it worked perfectly. Without a hitch. And now I can't even start the damn thing. I keep getting this annoying error message. I can't figure out what is going on. The only thing I can figure is that there's a problem with the processor ( Read more... )

What the hell?

For some reason I can get Vice City to work (albeit choppily in some places) on this computer, but Evil Genius won't even load. I give up. I didn't even what to play you anyway, Evil Genius. Take that.

No, wait! Baby, don't leave. I didn't mean it.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I saw Jeannie Blaylock at the Beach Boulevard Super Wal- ( Read more... )