Dear Professor Baker,

While I appreciate your efforts to help me succeed, I need you to understand a fundamental element of my being: I do. Not care. About. Your class.

I am currently enrolled in three upper-division writing- and reading-intensive classes, all of which are within my major. I have to make As in those; it is non-negotiable. Not making ( Read more... )

Don't fucking sit there and stare at me and then, when I turn around because I've felt your eyes burning into the side of my head for five minutes, say "what?" in a 'why are you staring at me, crazy girl?' tone of voice. It's not charming. No one will think any less of me, no matter how much you try to make me look weird and creepy. You're ( Read more... )

So I've been doing some research.

(Translation: I got bored, looked up 'sexual intercourse' in Wikipedia, and became fascinated.)

And I would just like to declare, here and now, FOUL on GOD.

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS? What do you mean 70% of women can't have an orgasm in the missionary position, the most common position, with no manual ( Read more... )

It feels like a dream.

I'm screaming my head off and I'm sure I'm dreaming. This doesn't happen to me. Yeah, it's been a bad couple of days. Yeah, this would totally be the perfect crown. But it's not happening.

Swerve in, swerve out, swerve in, swerve out. Metal screams and tears and snaps and I punch my brake and finally, finally, I stop. Swerve in ( Read more... )

I'm not slamming Seventeen for printing this - Letters to the Editor are meant to be varied and representative of all viewpoints.

I just kind of want to, you know. Nail the Constitution to Amy's skull.

Dear Seventeen ( Read more... )

Most of the time when people call me OCD, I think of the clothing/literature bog that is my room and scoff. But occasionally, when I do certain things - for instance, spend close to an hour unraveling an extremely fine chain on a necklace I don't like and have never worn in the duration its five-year habitance in any of my jewelry boxes - that I ( Read more... )

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Please.just ( Read more... )

I hate doing blogs like these. If you don't want to see appearance!angst a la every teenage girl that's ever existed, move along, move along, like I know you do ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )