Dear Professor Baker,

While I appreciate your efforts to help me succeed, I need you to understand a fundamental element of my being: I do. Not care. About. Your class.

I am currently enrolled in three upper-division writing- and reading-intensive classes, all of which are within my major. I have to make As in those; it is non-negotiable. Not making ( Read more... )

Don't fucking sit there and stare at me and then, when I turn around because I've felt your eyes burning into the side of my head for five minutes, say "what?" in a 'why are you staring at me, crazy girl?' tone of voice. It's not charming. No one will think any less of me, no matter how much you try to make me look weird and creepy. You're ( Read more... )

I spent $229 at the photography store. I have 200 5x7 Varigade IV resin-coated "Pearl" sheets of photo paper, 25 8x10s of the same, 15 rolls of T-Max 400, a lens-cleaning cloth, negative holders and a binder, and a BRAND NEW TRIPOD ( Read more... )

Okay - Texas, honey? This is August. Did you get that? August. Au-gust. I think you might be confused, because you see, it's thundering like crazy outside my window. August is the dry month, remember? Dry? And April is the wet month. I know that can get confusing, since they share one letter, but it's not hard once you get the hang of it. Maybe we ( Read more... )

I hate these. Thus, I'm going to pick one apart. (Yes, I'm aware of the grammar errors.)

( WHAT GIRLS WANT BUT MOST GUYS WONT GIVE )

UGH ( Read more... )

BLEH ( Read more... )

Dude ( Read more... )

I really didn't need this. Josh, seriously. Who puts pictures of the Abu Ghraib tortures as the background of a school video? Who does that? Thank you for making sure I have to take the final and therefore fail History. I was so excited when I realized I was going to pass, you know that? Thank you for killing that for me. Thank you for making sure ( Read more... )

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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