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Christmas Recipes 2008
DADDY'S SPECIAL LEMONADE
Take one half-liter bottle of Ozarka water and add a packet of Crystal Light in your choice of flavor; shake well. Drink to the label line (about two ounces) and top up with Patrón or other 100% agave tequila. Great for family time!
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Dear Professor Baker,
While I appreciate your efforts to help me succeed, I need you to understand a fundamental element of my being: I do. Not care. About. Your class.
I am currently enrolled in three upper-division writing- and reading-intensive classes, all of which are within my major. I have to make As in those; it is non-negotiable. Not making ( Read more... ) -
What's Monday without some Marlowe?
Gonzago. Come Ramus, more golde, or thou shalt have the stabbe.
Ramus. Alas I am a scholler, how should I have golde?
All that I have is but my stipend from the King,
Which is no sooner receiv'd but it is spent.
Enter the Guise and Anjoy.
Anjoy. Who have you there?
Retes. 'Tis Ramus, the Kings professor of Logick.
Guise. Stab him.
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More meme-whorage.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
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Random memes in lieu of actual content!
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever), please post a comment with a completely fictional memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- but it has to be fake.
When you're finished, feel free to snag this and see what your friends come up with. -
to my loving mother
Don't ever tell me to calm down. You make me want to put a gun in my mouth, you psychotic bitch. Here's a tip: when I call you, sobbing, it's probably a good idea not to sound so fucking annoyed by the fact that I'm reacting adversely to something I didn't do and that you bitched me out for mere minutes previous.
I want to spend two fucking seconds ( Read more... )
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