I- I think I'll just start ignoring holidays around here; they're way too dangerous.

[ At long last, Usopp is free of that damn mustache and quite glad for it. The village is no longer looking like a slab cut out of Thriller Bark, and the store is free of any and all imaginary bodies/ghosts/stupid staring masks ( Read more... )

[ It's most definitely time for Usopp to get back into the swing of things; they had a good vacation while it lasted, at least. After breakfast in the Strawhat house, he can be found back in the shop today, going through the usual routine of organizing what's magically turned up and being genuinely impressed that a) said store is still standing and ( Read more... )

[ Usopp had been making a habit of avoiding where the store was after the earthquake, but today she figures it's finally time to take her new boobs out for a walk check in on it. Things have been repairing themselves again, haven't they? So at some point in the early afternoon, she takes leave of House 6 to see if it's good for use again ( Read more... )

[ Heyyyyy Luceti. You may notice the items shop has fallen under attack by a mysterious long-nosed man with a need to do something. See, Usopp couldn't help noticing that things were pretty much just shoved into piles while people looked for things that they wanted, and nobody ever cleaned around here, so. There they were in their glory. And who ( Read more... )

[ Meanwhile, in House 6-- Clarity has slammed into Usopp like a second encounter with a four-ton bat. That lovely little number that's been following him around on and off has finally dwindled to a close, and right now he sounds distinctly torn between being disgusted, horrified and nauseous. After quite a few inarticulate noises expressing such ( Read more... )

[ Usopp was returned to the woods this morning- thinner, paler, but free of injury overall, which is something he can always appreciate. He can now be found trudging his way back through the village as such, but something is...certainly off as he does so. It could quite possibly be that his face is not expressing misery- there's no grumbling to ( Read more... )

[Usopp, true to luck and form, found himself dumped unceremoniously in the woods. Barefoot. Without. Shoes. Beat up to hell and back, sore and stiff and exhausted and bruised and- well at least his cuts weren't bleeding anymore, right? And, OF COURSE, he had to make this fun trek through said woods IN WINTER without SHOES. In the snow in winter, ( Read more... )

[Even with that new area of available floor space, a man can only stay in the same apartment for so long before...leaving it. And even Usopp, invested in testing dials and less than eager about running into potential psychopaths as one can get, is but a mere man. So what does a man do when he's going out and about for the hell of it ( Read more... )

[We all know the sounds of flipping randomly through a book, do we perhaps remember the sounds of someone opening it and shaking it up and down? HE CANT HELP IT HE'S CURIOUS Give him a minute, he'll think of a better plan.]

[Bordering excitement] H-hey, does anybody know how these really work? I mean, a way that isn't just "magic?"

Maybe ( Read more... )