[voice, and look he means to do it this time]

[sniperkingftw]

[We all know the sounds of flipping randomly through a book, do we perhaps remember the sounds of someone opening it and shaking it up and down? HE CANT HELP IT HE'S CURIOUS Give him a minute, he'll think of a better plan.]

[Bordering excitement] H-hey, does anybody know how these really work? I mean, a way that isn't just "magic?"

Maybe something in the cover...? [going off on a tangent to himself] I never saw any dials that could do this, not that they would fit into a book anyway-