Masterlist
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Glee Fics (in order of posting)
- Anticipation and Bad Behaving, Kurt/Blaine, R, 5k
Blaine is one of the top students at Dalton so Kurt knows he's not stupid, which is why there's no reason for him not to get the giant, blatant ways that Kurt has been throwing himself at Blaine.
- A Little Like This, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 3k
"I almost forgot about this movie," Blaine says, tipping his head down to whisper in Kurt's ear. "But see? Josie didn't get her first kiss - her first real kiss - until she was twenty-five. You've got all the time in the world."
- All I See Is You, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 9k
Kurt isn't sure when this became, like, a thing for him, but he's so used to seeing Blaine polished and put together that seeing him with wild hair and glasses and sleep clothes, Kurt's clothes, is kind of driving him crazy.
- Love In All This Mess, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 2k
"I want to try something," Blaine says, tracing his finger softly over Kurt's cheek, and Kurt shudders underneath Blaine. Those words always mean good things.
- Fit Right Into Me, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 2k
"No, but," Blaine says, his cheeks flushing even more than they already were. "I can't-- inside. I mean. I should pull out."
- I Turn My Camera On, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
Blaine's confused, not exactly sure what he's waiting for, but Kurt's laptop shifts a little, focusing in on his bed. And then all of a sudden Kurt is climbing onto his bed, up on his knees. And then he's taking his shirt off.
- Let Your Heart Be Light, Kurt/Blaine, PG, 3k
"It's just a few bruises from getting tossed around at school," Kurt says, hoping Blaine will buy the sugar-coated version. "It's not a big deal."
- Never Close Enough, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 6k
Blaine's eyes are dark, much darker than Kurt ever remembers them being, and Kurt's going to have to start marking Blaine's freaky werewolf mating season on his calendar if it gets Blaine to act like this, all uninhibited and desperate to be close to Kurt, to taste him, to have sex with him.
- Spin Me Around, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 6k
Kurt was maybe a little drunk. "I'm not drunk," he tells Blaine, because Kurt had really been looking forward to Blaine's other plans involving his bedroom and no interruptions before he got sidetracked by the punch.
- Ain't No Particular Sign, Kurt/New Directions, PG-13, 6k
"What she's trying to say," Santana tells him, "is that Brittany speaks very highly of your kissing skills. And my girl doesn't lie. I don't know if she knows how, actually." AKA: Brittany says Kurt's a good kisser and then everyone in New Directions wants a piece. Aww yeah.
- Love Is A Battlefield, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 3k
Kurt has been trying to dry Blaine's hair off with no luck for almost ten minutes now, so he hops down and grabs Blaine's hand, red dye be damned. "Come on," he says. "They got you pretty good. We should go try to actually wash this off of you, all that red dye is horrible for your pores."
- Until You Can Feel It, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 2k
When Kurt turns off the lights and climbs into bed that night all he can smell is Blaine. Blaine's gel and his cologne and his sweat, and seriously, Kurt is getting turned on by sweat. He doesn't understand what has happened to his life.
- Love Means Never Having To Say 'Restraining Order', BIOTA gen, PG, 4k
"There they are," Finn hisses. They're crouched behind a cardboard cut out for some Matthew McConaughey movie. Kurt has no idea why it's even there, since this theater doesn't show new releases, but it's a handy hiding spot, even if Finn is bent nearly in half so he won't be seen. "They're buying popcorn."
- Five Times Kurt Found Finn Looking at Straight Porn (and One Time He Didn't), Finn/Kurt, R, 3k
Finn's password is "boobs," which Kurt had guessed on his second try a month ago, and when he clicks "restore session" on Finn's browser, he's less than surprised when a porn site loads in the third tab and crashes the whole thing again.
- Follow Me Through Corridors, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
"I had to tell two different teachers on my way down here it was a project on gender inequality for the school paper so I wouldn't get a detention for being out of uniform. And we're not going to talk about the look David gave me before I had the sense to put a coat on."
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Kurt/Brittany/Santana, NC-17, 11k
It's been a week and Santana still can't figure out if she hates or loves Brittany for putting the idea of strapping one on and fucking Kurt Hummel in her head.
- Just Take My Hand, Kurt/Blaine, PG, 1k
"Go on a date with me," Blaine says suddenly. "Tonight. A real date. Dinner, and a movie, and I'll even let you pick what I wear if you don't try to get me in a plaid cummerbund again."
- You Have That Effect On Me, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 2k
When Blaine kisses him, Kurt is fairly certain it's the best kiss he will ever have in his entire life.
- Just Jealous (Cause We're Young and In Love), Wes/Gavel, PG, 1k
"Warblers," Wes says, rapping Gavely sharply twice and making sure to pet at his handle in apology as soon as he's done. "Junior Member Blaine Anderson has called this meeting to order to discuss an as yet to be disclosed issue that I'm sure is of only the utmost concern."
- Dream Until Your Dreams Come True, Finn/Kurt, NC-17, 7k
Finn tries to forget about it, tries to let it drop like Kurt asked, but he can't stop thinking about it, and it's starting to become a problem because Kurt will be rolling his eyes at Finn while Finn begs him to make them grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch, and then suddenly Finn will just think, "Kurt has never jerked off."
- No Need To Buckle Up, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 2k
"Come sit with me for a minute?" Blaine asks, and Kurt nods quickly, slipping out of his seat belt and into the backseat with Blaine. He stumbles a little, the lace of his boot getting caught on the center console, but Blaine just smiles at him warmly as he tumbles into the backseat. As soon as Kurt's upright, Blaine reaches down to grab Kurt's hands and link their fingers together, his thumb stroking at the side of Kurt's hand.
- How To Be A Doper Person, Puck/Lauren, PG-13, 4k
It's tiny and fluffy and has giant eyes and Puck falls pretty much instantly in love. He's a badass, okay, but he's been learning that he can be a badass and still have feelings, and, well, Puck's always been a sucker when it comes to animals. Which is why he tucks the dog under his arm and scales the fence behind the pound while he's having a "getting to know you" session with her.
- What You Do To Me, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 3k
Blaine didn't even know Santana had his number, but at some point she obviously entered herself as "SAN-FUCKING-TANA" in his phone, because there she is. The text just says "enjoy" but there's a video attached, and Blaine clicks play on reflex before he even thinks about the fact that Santana, being Santana, may have very well have just sent him porn. (It's not porn. Well, not in the strictest sense. It's something even worse.) Blaine watches the video four times before he walks stiffly to his car, his blazer folded over his arm and held discreetly in front of him.
- You're the Nicest Thing I've Seen, Mike/Tina, NC-17, 2k
"You don't have to do this," Tina says, tilting her head to the side so Mike can kiss down the side of her neck. "I told you, I'm already over it. I'm all about embracing my inner sex-kitten, just like Gandhi would want."
- With the Stars as Her Umbrella, Doctor!Kurt gen, PG, 2k
He never could pull off that whole ambiguous The Doctor thing. He feels inferior to his other incarnations sometimes, but really, he's always thought the whole Time Lord stage name deal was kind of pretentious. The Doctor! The Master! The Toaster! It all sounds so ridiculous. Kurt is easier. AKA: Kurt is the 13th Doctor, Blaine is his faily River Song, and Rachel and Finn are doing it wrong.
- Second Hand News, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 5k
"'The only thing more open than this blonde former-quarterback's mouth is his mind, if his late night motel trysts with McKinley's recently returned and notoriously happy Glee clubber are anything to go by.' Well they're not even trying to make these subtle," Kurt mumbles.
- Maybe He's Born With It, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
Blaine's got on just enough purple eyeshadow to bring out the green in his eyes without being obvious, and dark liner that's smudged all the way around his eyelids. Kurt's not entirely sure Santana even used mascara on his lashes, but she'd definitely curled them, and overall the whole effect is... wow.
- Glad For What We've Got, Kurt/Blaine, R, 8k
"I would really like you to spend the night, Blaine," Kurt interrupts, heat creeping up into his face. "It's been a rough night for both of us. We deserve some John Hughes-ian comfort. We can watch Pretty in Pink and get lost in Molly Ringwald's prom drama for a while instead of ours."
- Got a Curse I Cannot Lift, Finn/Blaine, NC-17, 4k
"Here," Kurt says from behind him. "You have fun, he won't stop bugging me and I have things to do." Then he turns on his heel and slams the door behind him, leaving Blaine fidgeting by the door, looking kind of flushed.
- The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 4k
"That's from cheerleading, not gymnastics. And shoot, I think I was supposed to return that last year when I quit." Kurt shrugs. "I'm surprised Coach Sylvester hasn't taken a hit out on me yet." Kurt glances over at Blaine but he's just staring down at the uniform, uncharacteristically still.
- That Feline Beat, Funeral gen, PG, 1k
"Today," Brittany says, tilting the laptop slightly to focus on the interview setup, "my guest is Jesse St. James: former Vocal Adrenaline douchebag robot, and current show choir consultant assbag who is just begging to have his ass beat down."
- All Eyes On Me, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 4k
Kurt stops right in front of Blaine, shimmies, and drops to his knees for the bridge, and Blaine has to remember how to breathe.
- Collect the Moments One By One, Kurt/Blaine, PG, 2k
"Stop freaking out," Blaine says softly, his fingers stroking at Kurt's cheek for a second before he blushes and drops his hand. "I just mean that I'm sorry I said it like that. Just out of the blue, at The Lima Bean. Not exactly the height of romance."
- Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
"There are lots of places I could bite you," Blaine says automatically, his voice low and his hands stroking at Kurt's thighs. He's staring, too, at the crease of Kurt's thigh, and Kurt spreads his legs a little, watching as Blaine's eyes darken and he licks at his lips. Oh.
- You and Me in the Summertime, Sam/Mercedes, PG, 3k
"Actually," Sam says slowly, looking down at her nervously, "I kind of had something planned. Like. A date. Nothing fancy or anything - you can even keep your pajamas on if you want. They're really cute."
- Just For This Moment, Kurt/Rachel, NC-17, 3k
"Don't you see?" Rachel says, her eyes bright as she leans in closer to Kurt, letting Kurt slide his arms around her waist. "It's a sign from the Great White Way herself, telling us to seize the opportunity, right here and right now! We'll never forget this, Kurt."
- Perfect In My Mind, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 28k
Kurt never thought that losing one's virginity would take so much planning. He was prepared for the "Are we ready?" talk and the "Let's be safe!" talk and all the other stuff he knew would be coming, but he wasn't expecting to have to pull out strategic military planning just to get the chance. AKA: Kurt and Blaine trying and failing to lose their virginities until they succeed, with feelings and misunderstandings and shenanigans and Puckermans along the way.
- You've Already Got a Notion, Kurt/Blaine & Puck/Lauren, PG, 2k
"Fine, you're a sex pervert with a heart of gold, Puck, whatever. But I don't appreciate you two taking advantage of Blaine's trusting nature." AKA: Puck and Lauren try to recruit Blaine into their Twilight roleplay. It goes about as well as can be expected.
- Kiss With a Fist, Finn/Puck/Blaine, PG-13, 4k
"Oh my god," Blaine says. He might have fantasized about a situation like this years ago but now he's with Kurt. Blaine doesn't, to his knowledge, harbor a secret crush on either Puck or Finn, but Kurt is gone and the Xbox is broken and Blaine supposes he can at least humor them.
- Always Be My Baby, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 7k
Then Blaine met Kurt, and the nicknames started happening whether he liked them or not. AKA: Blaine (Warbler) Anderson's nicknames, for better and for worse.
- Not Far To Go, Brittany/Santana, NC-17, 5k
Santana had spent a lot of time searching her soul and embracing her feelings and all that bullshit, which really just meant that she had spent the first few weeks of summer trying to get her ya-ya sisterhood on. She'd gotten bored like four movies into the list of lesbian films she'd found, gotten pissed when But I'm A Cheerleader hit a little too close to home, and then had given up and just gone back to watching a lot of porn while decidedly not thinking about Brittany.
- Don't Think Too Much, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 3k
"Your cock is very big," Blaine finishes stupidly, and he's expecting Kurt to hit him, maybe, but not for Kurt to snort out a laugh.
- Discover Me Discovering You, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 4k
And the thing is, the more he thinks about it, the more distinctly suspicious things he remembers. Like how hesitant Blaine had been when he first offered to rub Kurt's feet. The way he always blushed and squirmed when Kurt dug his toes into Blaine's thigh to get his attention. The way Blaine always had to stop way sooner than usual when they started making out after he'd been rubbing Kurt's feet.
- When We Drink We Do It Right, Kurt/Blaine/Finn-ish (BIOTA gen), PG-13, 2k
"He's so tall," Blaine says, pulling back and blinking up at Kurt. "And you're brothers." He slips his hand down Kurt's side and slides it under the leather of his holster, holding him in place. "You're brothers and we're cuddling," Blaine says, sounding entirely too pleased with himself.
- HP!AU (pairing for all is Kurt/Blaine)
- Kurt Hummel and the Illegal Potions Operation, PG-13, 4k
"Kurt, Rachel, Santana," Professor Schuester says. "Please tell me I didn't just catch you selling illegal potions again."
- Kurt Hummel and the Veela Predicament, PG-13, 4k
Kurt was pretty sure he'd notice if everyone had started to hit on him, but apparently he was wrong. And unfortunately it took Noah Puckerman quite literally backing him into a corner to do it.
- Kurt Hummel and the Unfortunate Eyebrow Situation, PG, 1k
"Why did you even make a magic eyebrow growing potion in the first place? I refuse to believe there's a market for that."
- Kurt Hummel and the Not-Just-For-Prefects' Bathroom, NC-17, 4k
"I'm dying," Blaine says once he gets close enough for Kurt to hear him over the wind. "I swear that if the rest of the warbler choir is in the baths again because of the good acoustics, I'm going to turn them all into canaries."
- Kurt Hummel and the Quidditch Mishap, PG-13, 3k
"Looks like Hufflepuff's seeker, most certainly chosen for his diminutive size and the resulting boost in speed, might have spotted something!" Professor Sylvester says.
- Kurt Hummel and the House Elf Quandary, PG-13, 2k
"I need someone short," Brittany says. "I think my height scares the house elves. I tried to get Rachel to go with me but she just gave me this speech about slavery that I didn't really understand."
- Kurt Hummel and the Accidental Aphrodisiac, NC-17, 7k
"Santana, do you have any idea how concentrated that potion was? Anything more than one drop for a diluted love potion is dangerously too much. Unless, you know, your goal is start a freakin' orgy in the Slytherin common room."
- Kurt Hummel and the Disastrous First Date, PG-13, 4k
It's just a date. Any other occasion and Kurt would know exactly how to accessorize without that mildly queasy feeling in his stomach that may or may not be nerves.
- Kurt Hummel and the Illegal Potions Operation, PG-13, 4k
- You Know Your Place In The Sky, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 3k
"Where is all this coming from? Of course you're going to be a star, Rachel, we all are. We're one of a kind, there's no one else out there like-- Kurt?" Blaine breaks off, staring in horror as Kurt's face crumples and he starts to cry too.
- She's My Man, Kurt/Rachel, PG-13, 3k
"Kurt, you know I adore you," Rachel says, spreading her toes out against Kurt's thigh so he can get at her pinkie toe with the polish, "but sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on certain sleepover rites of passage by having the majority of them with a guy."
- The Heat Of The Moment, Kurt/Rachel, R, 5k
"I know it sounds like a horrible cliche," Kurt says quickly, sparing Rachel a brief look as he steps out of his pants, "but it's not unfounded. You really need to warm up, Rachel. This will be just like that time you took care of me when I was sick, okay?"
- Sick of Laying Down Alone, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 6k
Blaine doesn't know what he's doing. This is Kurt's bathroom - he loves Kurt, and respects him, and they both respect the decision they agreed on to keep hands above the waist when they make out. But Blaine is also sixteen and even he has to admit that sometimes he just can't help it, sometimes he doesn't have the control that Kurt seems to have when it comes to cooling down.
- Hooked and I Can't Stop Staring, Kurt/Blaine, R, 3k
"You're sweaty and you're in those stupid tiny shorts and I've just wanted to put my hands on you all day, Blaine, god."
- Keep You My Dirty Little Secret, Kurt/Puck, NC-17, 6k
"Girl sweaters and super tight jeans I get - I mean, I don't, but whatever - but girl underwear? What's up with that?"
- When the Two Collide, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
Kurt tries to ignore it, though he usually finds Blaine's embarrassment about these matters comforting and just a little charming. It's part of why he chose Blaine instead of an older, more experienced servant - that, and because of Kurt's hopeless affection for the boy.
- Blind Man's Bluff, Kurt/Blaine, PG, 3k
"But okay, right now Kurt has something he wants to tell you, and it's pretty big news, so listen up. I wanted to be the one, but he insisted." Burt looks at Kurt expectantly, practically vibrating in the chair. AKA: Burt was not kidding about wanting to be the one to tell Blaine.
- I'm Your Wild Girl, cisgirl! Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 6k
"Are you trying to tell me that you overslept because you were up too late masturbating?" Kurt asks. Her voice is high, caught between indignant and turned on.
- Who Am I To Disagree?, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 3k
"Just because we're going to bed together doesn't mean we have to have sex," Blaine says. (Spoiler alert: yes it does.)
- That Teenage Feeling, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 2k
Now that Kurt has Blaine - has a boyfriend - he can't imagine a life where he's not spending every possible moment kissing him.
- I'm Putting You On Tonight, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
"I have something for you," Blaine says softly, his voice shaking a little like it gets when he's excited or nervous or both, and Kurt's eyes flutter open. Blaine licks his lips, hands petting clumsily at Kurt's sides. "It's-- I'm wearing it. Right now."
- Ride It Like You Stole It, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
"I don't think you could keep your hands off of me if you tried." Blaine looks entirely too pleased with himself, and Kurt forces himself to clench his jaw shut and bite back the groans that want to escape when Blaine squeezes at his wrists and grinds his hips down. AKA: Kurt and Blaine make a bet not to touch each other during sex.
- My Sexts Are Too Hot To Delete, Kurt/Blaine, PG-13, 1k
“It’s about the text messages, Blaine. They’re becoming a problem.”
- All That Glitters, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 4k
"We're here. Together. In your empty house." Blaine waits a few more seconds as Kurt just raises an eyebrow at him and then he adds, his voice cracking embarrassingly, "Gold pants, Kurt."
- Five Times Kurt and Blaine Kissed In Public and One Time They Didn't, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 5k
Kurt thinks back to a year ago, two, three - all the times he stood in this very spot dreaming of a moment like this. His chest goes tight, his hands itching to pull Blaine close and kiss him, right here, in front of everyone.
- Counting Down the Days, Kurt/Blaine, G, 1k
"It's okay to be sad, you know," Rachel says, petting at his hair. "You can pretend I'm Blaine if you want, I know we're almost the same size."
- To Always Love You, Kurt/Blaine, R, 5k
"But what are you promising?" AKA: Box scene reaction fic where Blaine keeps his promises.
- Switch Me On, Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Cooper, NC-17, 3k
Cooper's eyes widen as he looks between Blaine and the tripod in front of his bed, slowly putting two and two together. Recognition eventually flashes over his face and Blaine wants to die. "Are you making a porno? Usually you need two people for those, Blainey."
- Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 3k
Blaine thought Kurt dressed as Snooki two years ago was strangely hot, but that costume doesn’t even compare to this one. Kurt said he had an idea for Little Red Riding Hood, and Blaine went with it easily enough because, well, Kurt does love his big bad wolves. He wasn’t expecting something straight out of a lingerie catalog, though.
- Across the Line, Kurt/Blaine, R, 2k
“Right, so, I’m in bed, and I’m wearing, um. Not… a lot. I kind of thought it would be easier that way. You know, streamline the whole process.” AKA: World’s failiest phone sex fic!
- No Time to Take a Picture, Kurt/Blaine, NC-17, 3k
”What are you still doing here, handsome?” Kurt asks, opening his dressing room door to find Blaine curled up in the armchair in the corner of the room. “You should be asleep on the bus right now.”
- There's Nowhere I'd Rather Be, Kurt/Blaine, R, 4k
”I think I just gave Artie an accidental lap dance,” Blaine blurts out. “Also… hi.” AKA: Five phone conversations between Kurt and Blaine.
Glee RPF Fics
- Can't Look At You Any Other Way, Chris/Darren, PG-13, 5k
They are making out, in a manner the script even goes so far as to call "heated," and Chris is really, really wishing he spent more of his time making out with people he didn't work with so he'd have some kind of frame of reference for this type of thing.
- Wouldn't You Like To, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 7k
The box Chris had placed around Darren in his mind, the one labeled with "TOTALLY STRAIGHT AND TOTALLY YOUR CO-WORKER, IDIOT, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HIS SMILE MAKES YOU FEEL!!!" has suddenly opened right up. And Darren's standing inside, waving, holding a sign that says, "I suck cock! Ask me how!"
- You Might Think I'm Crazy, Chris/Darren, R, 3k
Chris gets kind of stuck on the pictures of Darren half-dressed and wet and extremely, extremely attractive, oh god. Chris has seen Darren wet. Darren did not look like this when they were running to their cars in the rain two weeks ago. Wow.
- It All Comes Down to You, Chris/Darren, PG-13, 7k
"They promised it would be classy, like our EW shoot but just a little more gay," Darren says. Chris saw some of those EW shots they didn't use. He isn't sure he wants to know how much gayer they want him and Darren to be.
- You Know It's Not a Secret, Chris/Cory, NC-17, 2k
What Chris gets is a couch full of Cory, strategically positioned into what he mistakenly thinks is a sexy pose. Chris told him it's not sexy, several times, but Cory persists. "Hello!" Cory says brightly as Chris slams the door behind him and throws his bag onto the counter. "Oh, hello," Cory says, pointedly staring at Chris's cock straining against the front of his stupidly tight pants.
- Fair Game, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 6k
When Chris blinks himself awake, everything is fuzzy for a second until his eyes focus and he makes out... chest hair and ugly plaid. Darren, then. AKA: Extremely belated yet still obligatory 'Chris's 21st birthday' fic.
- Leaves Me Wanting More, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 8k
"It's hilarious that you think I would joke about sex," Chris says, patting Darren's cheek once he's back on the bed and digging through the duffle bag. "Some things are sacred." AKA: Chris and Orgasms: A Love Story.
- Boys On Film, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 6k
"So let me get this straight," Chris says. "You got there, realized it was porn, and as you were leaving you tripped and fell onto two dicks and they just happened to get it on tape, right?" AKA: Porn star!Darren.
- Dream A Little (Wet) Dream Of Me, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 6k
"If you tell me about your Lea dream, I'll tell you about the sex dream I had about Cory." AKA: Somehow carving pumpkins turns into talking about sex dreams turns into having phone sex turns into equal parts disaster and hilarity. Yep.
- You Can Call Me Al, Chris&Darren, PG-13, 12k
"We were supposed to get each other laid, and now all you want to do is watch Rom-Coms and cuddle on my couch." AKA: Chris and Darren decide to be each other's wingmen, and it doesn't go well.
- I Can't Fake, Chris/Darren, PG-13, 3k
"What, you don't roll around with all your clothes on when you're having sex?" Darren asks, and Chris snorts into his shoulder. "Because that's, like, the only way I'll do it. Either roll or go home."
- Curving Like the Ocean Toward You, Dianna/Darren, NC-17, 4k
“I always say there’s just something about vinyl,” Dianna says, stretching out lazily on the floor and laughing when Darren’s head slides from her chest to her stomach with the movement. “I always say it.”
- You're Just What I Want, Chris/Darren, NC-17, 3k
Chris has his tie and jacket off and the first two buttons of his shirt undone, and Darren can't stop staring at the long line of his neck as he stretches and yawns. "I think I'm just going to sleep here," Chris says. "Good luck with Brian. I hope you understand that I can't take your side if you two get into another fight. I'm a father now."
Prompted Ficlets
- Prompt Suggestion Post!
AKA feel free to spam us with ideas we will write eventually! :D
- 20 Assorted Glee Ficlets, Multiple pairings, PG - NC-17, 6k
- 20 Assorted Glee RPF Ficlets, Multiple pairings, PG - NC-17, 6k
- 6 Assorted Glee Ficlets, Multiple pairings, PG - PG-13, 4k
- 8 Assorted Glee Ficlets, Multiple pairings, PG-13 - NC-17, 6k
Art & Picspams
- Art for Never Close Enough Redux, by inovertime, PG
- Art for Spin Me Around, by lethifolds, PG
- Cheerio!Kurt is so foxy, OMG! A picspam, birthday picspam for lethifolds
And if that's not enough, here! Have a dance-y Chris!
(For a fun time, play some songs and watch Chris jam to them! NO REALLY TRUST US IT WORKS WITH LIKE EVERY SONG.)
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