I had made a new friend at work around the middle of last year. We had similar senses of humour, enjoyed some of the same activities, had interesting conversations, and were physically affectionate which I enjoy. Not all my friends are into physical affection and I totally get that. He also knew about Andrew, met him on several occasions, and ( Read more... )

My Seasonal Affective Disorder gets worse and worse every year ( Read more... )

I am fat-phobic ( Read more... )

I must be fighting a cold or something. On Friday, I didn't have much of an appetite and then by the evening my throat started feeling scritchy. So I started gargling warm water with sea salt and cayenne pepper. That seemed to get rid of the scritchy throat. However, I have been absolutely wiped the last few days. I had a long sleep Friday ( Read more... )

Andrew recently suggested that we start making the dogs homemade food. In the past, we tried the raw diet, but it ended in a diarrhea and vomit fest so that was a no go. With Mia still needing to shed about 6 lbs and a plethora of other good reasons, we've decided to give this a shot. The dogs absolutely love it! Of course, it's horrifyingly ( Read more... )

Andrew - What the hell's going on here?

Me - *lying on bed rubbing ta-tas* My titties hurt so bad!

Andrew - Then rub titty cream on them.

Me - Is there such a thing??Am I the only one who thinks adding "presentation" to wedding invites is incredibly tacky? For those of you not familiar with the term, it's the bride and groom's way of asking ( Read more... )

Our neighbours behind us are very much "this is my property line and this is your property line - don't cross!". I'm like that to a certain degree, but I don't pull the branches off the bushes peeking through the fence onto our property from the neighbours beside us. It's more foliage and I'm quite happy to have all the greenery in the ( Read more... )

I hate toenails. I love mine because I clip them down as short as possible, same with Andrew's...but I hate everyone else's who doesn't do the same thing. From an evolution perspective, they no longer serve us as a species much purpose because ( Read more... )

Well, I'm sad to say I've had a couple more friendships as of late bite the dust thanks in large part to offspring and the responsibilities/chaos that creates in people's lives. Such is life of child-free people.

I find it really fucking obnoxious when people change their Facebook names repeatedly. I'm like, "Who the hell is this? Oh, it's so-and-so being ridiculous." Pick a name, preferably your real name or use at least one part of your real name, and stick to it. Good lord. I guess that's where Google+ had the right idea - I'm pretty sure you can't ( Read more... )