“You should've entered the cosplay contest. You would've won ( Read more... )

“Unless it's Easter, stop putting all your eggs in one basket ( Read more... )

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Before we get into the gig…
*** This weekend was mine with all the kids and it was interesting cuz they (Mostly Kai) kept asking me for stories about them when they were younger. When asked why, Kai said it was because he likes how I tell stories. I'm putting it in the positivity count cuz it made me smile. Speaking of Kai, over the weekend, I ( Read more... )

"You look like you're aging backwards ( Read more... )

"You really climbed up there, didn't you ( Read more... )

"I'm only built for forward motion ( Read more... )

"I was actually crying to my mom, telling her what this was doing to me and it was like she didn't fucking care ( Read more... )

"Now she knows she's too big for that outfit ( Read more... )