"I hate it too. It makes me sympathize with my kids' dad instead of putting a fork through his eye ( Read more... )

"Gwena, tell her what you call me."
- Sherry
"A hoe."
- Gwena (Me: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 The answer was actually "Momma", but the timing on her response was impeccable)


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"Remember this ( Read more... )

“Since the world is supposed to end 12/21/2012 and it’s already tomorrow somewhere, does it mean the world has ended there ( Read more... )

“That was just cold ( Read more... )

"Those who believe in telekinetic, raise my hand ( Read more... )

“If we’re growing, we’re always going to be out of our comfort zone ( Read more... )

“When I think of black penis, I dunno. For some reason, I kinda think of burnt sausage ( Read more... )

“Of course the good news is once you’ve hit the bottom, you can’t go any lower.”
- Brian Kinney (QAF)

Ya know, I’ve been out of it these last couple days.
Sorry. Perseriously (Yes, I know. Not a word, Julian. Don’t you have something else to do?) wasn’t trying to neglect home. Just been in a bit of a rut lately. I dunno. Probably need to work on the ( Read more... )

“You want a hero, buy a comic book ( Read more... )