I wish I could be more...greedy, you know?
Like...when you're at the mall and the lady at the food court is handing out free samples of orange chicken....why do I always decline? Even when I'm hungry, I ignore the lady and go get in line to buy some.
I'm stupid. That's it, isn't it?
Or if someone is passing out free chipotle burrito coupons...why can
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