Stop giving me fic ideas! Honestly, just look at this list of things I'm not going to writeRussell and Noel are the last two people on Earth. (Written quite a lot of this, stalled due to lack of knowledge of Butlins-type holiday camps ( Read more... )

NaNoWriMo -- I have written the grand total of 20 words. GO ME ( Read more... )

I am back from my very, very nice holiday, but lying low. This is mainly because I can't be bothered to raise myself up from floor level, haha ( Read more... )

New duck icon! Thanks, shirecreature! Nothing like a pair of drakes in all their feathered glory ( Read more... )

Who thinks that ( oh I suppose this could be construed as a spoiler for Kill Bill vol 2 if you squint )

Gacked from cindyjade and several other rogueish types:

1. Enter your first name only into Google
2. Click the image tab
3. Pick your favorite and post it in your LJ

I couldn't pick one so I squidged several together in photoshop.

( stuff squidged together in photoshop )

Dom!*kicks Yahoo because it is stupid and will not let me open my emails ( Read more... )

Small, silly piece of fluff, starring Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy, co-starring Billy and Dom. hjartad's fault. Dedicated to hjartad and the_oscar_cat, seeing as they're the only people likely to actually read it. Not actually Neil-slash, just Neil-fic, really, with a side-order of BB/DM ( Read more... )

Well, it seems that the fact of having to pay for the internet per minute because I used up all my pre-paid hours makes absolutely no difference at all to the amount of time I'm willing to spend online. Like, all of it. After all, it's only money, isn't it? I didn't have any anyway. This won't make much difference ( Read more... )