It is Monday tomorrow and then I'm just basically working and being busy until some time in mid-January. I find this slightly sad, so I have done a very long meme in which I answered inane questions stupidly to cheer myself up. And here is is!

( A long and stupid meme )

Dear brain,

Bugger off. I am having you replaced with a rockery first thing tomorrow.

No love,

Me

I just went to see Basil Brush in panto! I know, you wish you were me.

It was Aladdin, which, for those who don't know it, is a brave, searingly honest story of the forbidden love between two women in Imperial China. This play also touches on themes of class prejudice, animal rights and transgender issues, and explores the transitory nature of ( Read more... )

Complaining is all the rage these days, you know.

I myself felt moved to complain about John Barrowman here, after learning to my absolute horror that he owns a set of genitals, and that other human people may have seen these disgusting articles with their eyes. Seriously, I may have to be hospitalised at this news and then I will have to ( Read more... )

How does one go about joining the PC Brigade? Is there an application form? Do you get a uniform?

And what about these PC Vultures I keep hearing about? They sound a bit dangerous. Or are they perhaps some kind of sports team?

Me: I hate my job ( Read more... )

( Look! Work has actually done my head in! :D )

Stop giving me fic ideas! Honestly, just look at this list of things I'm not going to writeRussell and Noel are the last two people on Earth. (Written quite a lot of this, stalled due to lack of knowledge of Butlins-type holiday camps ( Read more... )

I hate William Grundy. I think he's a miserable, boring whinger and I don't care whether he poisoned the kite, I hope he gets banged up anyway. I'm sick of hearing his horribly, whiny voice. I can't stand any of the rest of the Grundys either, except Ed. I like Ed. Ed can stay ( Read more... )

Hello, hello... Oh for goodness sake. It's twenty past ten! How did that happen? I am not pleased ( Read more... )