It is Monday tomorrow and then I'm just basically working and being busy until some time in mid-January. I find this slightly sad, so I have done a very long meme in which I answered inane questions stupidly to cheer myself up. And here is is!

( A long and stupid meme )

vensre just posted some wonderful extracts from the diary she kept when she was eight. She says: I think that should be a meme, to post fabulous excerpts of your earliest findable journal.

Ok, against my better judgement, I'll play that game. I started keeping a diary when I was 17. It is, of course, hideously embarrassing. It's also incredibly boring. ( Read more... )

A meme. List the first lines of your last twenty stories. See if you find any patterns.

( world class procrastinator takes three years to write 20 stories )

the rules

Today's pictures are captioned by Blur. Also, no times today because I messed them up.

( day 7 )

the rules

I missed most of today's photo opportunities because I left my camera at home. So instead of seeing, for instance, the fascinating inside of Caffe Nero, or the SO ALMOST BLOODY PERFECT dress I had to leave in Debenhams, you just get a bunch of out-of-focus pictures of my books.

( day 6 )

the rules

( day 5 )

the rules

Sorry, you get short-changed today because my camera battery ran out and the replacement battery doesn't charge properly. Also, have resolved to start wearing weights down my right hand side, seeing as how I obviously couldn't hold a camera straight if my life depended on it.

( day 4 )

the rules

( day 3 )

The rules

( rubbish snaps lurk beneath )

A week in the life of Sheldrake the Dull-- teh rules (I reserve the right to maybe not bother to actually follow any of these rules properly):

1. You must take between 6 and 8 new photographs per day.
2. Your WITL must be consecutive. No skipping days.
3. You must post your photographs at the end of that day, sometime after the last picture is taken ( Read more... )