Stop giving me fic ideas! Honestly, just look at this list of things I'm not going to writeRussell and Noel are the last two people on Earth. (Written quite a lot of this, stalled due to lack of knowledge of Butlins-type holiday camps ( Read more... )

I nicked this icon off Wondermark, but then I realised I couldn't really use it in comments to people because it looks like I'm insulting them. So I created this post instead.

And I will not use the rest of it to whine about how annoying and stupid life, by and large, is. No. Definitely not.

I forgot -- I was going to apologise for the shameless way I begged you all to say happy birthday to me in my last post. Sorry about that ( Read more... )

WHERE HAS MY WEEKEND GONE???

RAGE!

Ooh, but look at this Jack icon I have, courtesy of elouisa! :) I intend to use it whenever I am suddenly distracted by something the way I was just then ( Read more... )

It disturbs me that someone, somewhere, has listed their favourite book as Watership Down by Stephen Fry. Now, I won't name and shame this person, because I'm sure it was just a mistake. Yes. Still ... you come across some scary things when you're icon-hunting ( Read more... )

Firstly, sumbitch: you are a shining star in the firmament of LJ! I just want to clarify that when I yelled at you, randomly and inaccurately, IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY, it wasn't code for SO BUY ME A PRESENT, LIKE 12 MONTHS OF EXTRA USERPICS OR SOMETHING! But you did. And Woohoooooo! 12 months of extra userpics! Heeeeeee! Do you think I could get a day off ( Read more... )

It's past midnight. I will feel like shit tomorrow. I have just spent rather more time than is strictly healthy making this icon. *rolls eyes at self*

I also rather wish I would stop talking between asterisks.

A little advice, for those who care about that sort of thing: shave your legs regularly! You never know when you're going to sprain your ankle and wind up in hospital having your pasty, hairy calves manhandled by some cute Scottish doctor or other. Hm. *nods wisely ( Read more... )

lebannen, I don't know if you noticed when you took this photograph, but the duck was wearing a little hat! What are the odds, eh?

First, lookee look at my icon from shanalle! How cool is she? How pointy!

Second, do you like art? If you like art, put up your hand. Now put it down again and go and join novanumbernine's new artalert community. Go on, do it. It's going to be fabulous. jcsynthetics, I'm looking at you here. And you, galactic_jack. Come on now, you know you want to.

Third:

Answers to the lyrics quiz

1. I read your ( Read more... )