Cut it out, JKR. Some of us live by your canon ( Read more... )

The shit will hit the fan on the next guy's watch; it's a no-win situation. They're playing for neener-neener rights at this point, trying to lose with honor -- look at the VP choices. The Dems scraped the bottom of the barrel for Biden; panicking, the GOP knocked the barrel over, dug underneath it, and unearthed a beauty pageant loser ( Read more... )

...and then, back to important stuff, namely fanfic.

John Edwards claims the moral high ground for waiting until his wife was in remission before cheating on her; what's creepy is that he has a point. Newt Gingrich served his first wife with divorce papers while she was hospitalized after cancer surgery.

Feh.

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( Cho Chang Marries A Muggle )

( Snape Walks )

We know you hate it when your Ship gets torpedoed, but really. Minerva was a student of his, and AA/MM is just as nasty and inappropriate as a connection between Dumbledore and any of his male students.

( Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely: Based on an actual incident... )

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Okay, we busted Remus for leaving his pregnant wife to help Harry, but hey. That's what men are for, going off to battle when the womenfolk are too big in the belly to buckle their own swashes ( Read more... )