One more political post
...and then, back to important stuff, namely fanfic.
John Edwards claims the moral high ground for waiting until his wife was in remission before cheating on her; what's creepy is that he has a point. Newt Gingrich served his first wife with divorce papers while she was hospitalized after cancer surgery.
Feh.
Who the Hell is Astoria Greengrass?
Rivka Mandelbaum Greengrass detested Narcissa Malfoy on principle. Shiksa, she muttered. Nazi. What, there are no Jewish Purebloods in England? The Goldsteins are chopped liver? The Zellers? The Frobishers?
Well, her mother had warned her about good-looking, blonde, blue-eyed David Greengrass ("This is a Jew?" she had wailed) and now look what had happened. David was gone, leaving her with two daughters named Daphne and Astoria, and no way out of tea with that woman.
Daphne had made a rude noise at the mention of the name, bless her little dyke heart, but Astoria had begged her mother to go. "Mum, please? Draco is so-o-o-o..."
"So handsome? So clever??" sneered Daphne. "So goyish? He's an albino weasel, is what he is. Tell you what, Mama. I'll marry him. Astoria can have what's left after I pound the Pureblooded, Deatheating Nazi shite out of him!"
John Edwards claims the moral high ground for waiting until his wife was in remission before cheating on her; what's creepy is that he has a point. Newt Gingrich served his first wife with divorce papers while she was hospitalized after cancer surgery.
Feh.
Who the Hell is Astoria Greengrass?
Rivka Mandelbaum Greengrass detested Narcissa Malfoy on principle. Shiksa, she muttered. Nazi. What, there are no Jewish Purebloods in England? The Goldsteins are chopped liver? The Zellers? The Frobishers?
Well, her mother had warned her about good-looking, blonde, blue-eyed David Greengrass ("This is a Jew?" she had wailed) and now look what had happened. David was gone, leaving her with two daughters named Daphne and Astoria, and no way out of tea with that woman.
Daphne had made a rude noise at the mention of the name, bless her little dyke heart, but Astoria had begged her mother to go. "Mum, please? Draco is so-o-o-o..."
"So handsome? So clever??" sneered Daphne. "So goyish? He's an albino weasel, is what he is. Tell you what, Mama. I'll marry him. Astoria can have what's left after I pound the Pureblooded, Deatheating Nazi shite out of him!"