Drableau in Black
He: Cygnus Black, your servant, and my wife, Drusilla...
She: Oh, Cyg, don't be silly! Call me Dru, dear, everyone does...
Kateri and Ariadne, not Kendra and Ariana. I mean, come on, you can't swing a cat in a grade-school classroom in the U. S. of A without being sued by the parents of an Ariana; and if you watch forensic science shows, you know that girls named "Kendra" should never talk to strangers.