It must have been in 6th or 7th grade when I was required to create a "Photo-Biography."
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If I die in the immediate future-and there’s always a chance I could--I hope to be found on the MyDeathSpace index. I’m just throwing that out there; I wouldn’t want there to be a Schiavo-esque debate over my last wishes. I insist upon being featured on the site, so that I may forever be reduced to whichever stereotype I’ve perpetuated upon myself ( Read more... )

When discussing the Etoro people of New Guinea and their tradition of young boys orally draining the balls of elders, I came to the realization that I will likely never see a pornographic image of a child in my lifetime. Not that I would want to see a pornographic image of a child for any sexual/self-gratifying purposes; I just feel that it's taboo ( Read more... )

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Howdy Ya'll! Today we're gonna review the film Brokeback Mountain, so put on your assless chaps and saddle up, because it's gonna be a rough ride! Yee-haw!

Hyuuuuuuuuuck-Pitooooey! 'Scuse me ladies, I just had to spit out my SKOAL. What? Well how rude of me, I didn't even get to in-ter-duce myself all proper-like. My name is Piggly Chauncey ( Read more... )

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Pish-Posh to being well-liked. Like Little Debbie pastries hardening your arteries, constant praise stunts your ability to grow as an artist. Yes, the first bite of a Star Crunch might be heavenly, just as does the sound of "I love your work!", but too much of it can literally destroy you. Just ask Ernest Hemingway or to a lesser extent, Kurt ( Read more... )

As the rest of the class stares diligently at the board, watching the professor wave her marker arcoss the damn thing as they nod and make trite comparisons of Virginia Woolf to Ford Madox Ford("there is a much greater concern for the role of women!"), I am sitting somewhere in the back of the class, picking out each person and trying to determine ( Read more... )

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Every week, Marilyn vos Savant - the woman with the Guiness Record of having the world's highest IQ - does a fun, little Q&A column for the Sunday paper's Parade magazine (also known for comic strips like Howard Huge, which make Marmaduke look like Clowes), and readers try to stump the so called "smartest woman in the world". Before I go any ( Read more... )