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AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, just what I always wanted. The silhouette of a peeping Tom staring at me from the shadows. I want this for Christmas right along with a life-size statue of Bill Clinton that comes with panty-sniffing action.
FAIL.
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I feel the need to restate that I hate Twilight and everything having to do with the Twilight franchise before I post a picture of Jacob from Twilight. OH SUE ME.
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Shit, this is even more hilarious than the first one!
Oh please tell me someone else watched the New Moon trailer. THAT SHIT MADE MY DAY.
Point 1: The acting HAS GOTTEN EVEN WORSE. Not possible, you say? THINK AGAIN. There's a point where I didn't know if McSparklecrotch was in pain because he was forced to leave Bella or if he was in pain because he'd just eaten a week-old burrito. YEAH.
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Okay, so I was at Border's today with my mom, and we were going down the elevator from the second floor. There was this cart inside stacked full with New Moon books and I turned to my mom and said, "Could you imagine getting stuck in an elevator and only having Twilight books to pass the time?" And my mom hates Twilight just on the fact that she ( Read more... ) -
Twilight is the new Jesus.
So my cousin has recently gotten into Twilight. And by "gotten into" I mean that she's gone crazy. I thought it would have lightened up after the movie came out, but now my mom gave her the fourth book for Christmas (which I will never forgive her for) and the obsession has doubled. It's all Edward this and Edward that and "Oh, if only I could find ( Read more... )
