I hate daylight savings time.

I'm also gonna have to be on my toes about April Fools Day. I'm always the one that ends up looking like the gullible a-hole. This is, of course, because I am a gullible a-hole. Mostly because I ALWAYS forget to check my calendar and then someone comes along squawking that the sky is falling and I, like an idiot, rush ( Read more... )

( WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE )

This is the funniest thing I've read all week.

7 Characteristics Women Look for in a Man

My favorite line is The strategy: Appear thoughtful by focusing intently on something unobtrusive.

HAHAHAHAHA. MADE MY DAY. This should have started with, "Fellas, too stupid to live? Read this article ( Read more... )

My school has this retarded procedure where you have to take a math test to see what level of math you can take. I took this during the summer, just fresh off pre-cal, and got enough of a grade that I could take calculus, but all the Calculus classes had been full during orientation so I had to skip it. So the score expires after four months and ( Read more... )

OH CRY MOAR INTO YOUR ED HARDY BLANKET.

I cannot stand this guy at all. I mean, seriously, out of all of the pseudo-celebrities I hate, this guy is right at the top of the Needs a Bitch-Slap list.. Okay, yeah, so Kate is the mean one, but this guy is such a pansy. SHUT UP ALREADY. I saw a few episodes of that show you were on. Newsflash: YOU WERE A ( Read more... )

AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, just what I always wanted. The silhouette of a peeping Tom staring at me from the shadows. I want this for Christmas right along with a life-size statue of Bill Clinton that comes with panty-sniffing action.

FAIL.

ETA: Additional LULZ. Why the hell does it have the words "Be safe." written right next to the it? Oh ( Read more... )

Got a haircut. WITH BANGS. I still look 13 ( Read more... )

You know what kills me dead with laughter every time? When a guy in a drama tells the girl that when he kissed her it didn't mean anything.  Because in Western Cultures people do it all the time as a greeting.

First of all, HAHAHAHAHA. Sir, your pants are on fire.

Second of all, you are in Korea/Taiwan/Japan, dumbass. You don't kiss people just to ( Read more... )

IF BAD WORDS OFFEND YOU WHY THE SHIT DID YOU FRIEND ME AVERT YOUR EYES!

You guys have probably heard by now about that LA Times article where they posted that lame-ass Girl's Guide to Comic Con which really should have been called a Girl's Guide to Shallow Shit and All the Other Stupid Things They're Supposed to Like.

EXHIBIT A:

Women will be ( Read more... )

I just watched the extended trailer of Vampire Diaries and after the initial "AHAHAHAHA! HE HAS A DIARY!" I came to realize that if the show is as horribly stupid as the trailers indicate, I will end up following it just like I did with Twilight. Also, it made me realize that if I put my mind into it I could probably become a teen actress because ( Read more... )