[closed / complete] fanboy attack

Aug 29, 2009 23:51

Who: Junho and Key (+ Donghae in the end)
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.

this has to be a trap )

!complete, c: kim kibum (key), r: g/pg, c: lee junho, log: closed, c: lee donghae

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LOLOLOL FANBOYING XD squishy_cheeks August 30 2009, 09:44:16 UTC
Junho owned the performance as usual, giving 500% and working harder than anyone else. After giving 3 encores and high-fiving the other dancers, he received his pay for that night and stuffed it into his wallet. He'd give it to the cancer foundation when he got out of the club ( ... )

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I love playing Key hyp XD onetwokey August 31 2009, 16:15:51 UTC
Key could like a lot Junho's performance, he'd never had proposed the dancer to shower at his place. Fangirls had such ideas... That's not so idiot.. he thought but only chuckled.

He felt like playing the fanboy to get the attention; since he liked to get the attention in his delirium times, it was no problem. It was even fun to jump for no reason, after some minutes he got used and found it so fun that he didn't even remembered he was acting ( ... )

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squishy_cheeks August 31 2009, 16:37:24 UTC
Junho was a little shocked when the fanboy started dragging him off somewhere, presumably to look for a pen. He blinked when the guy asked him to tattoo his shoulder, making some fangirls behind him scream for tattoos on their... well, body parts not usually shown to the public.

"I'm not very good at drawing..." He said hesitantly. "I might mess your shoulder up. And uhm, if you were watching you'll probably need a shower tonight after all the jumping and stuff. Like me, seriously, I'm soaked." Junho lifted his shirt up to wipe his face, displaying his six-pack and therefore making most of the girls present squeal.

"Uhm, sir, where are we going? I don't think they'll be very happy..." Junho looked back at the girls practically shooting daggers at the fanboy.

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Donghae will be pleased to appear in the thread later XP onetwokey August 31 2009, 18:31:01 UTC
Key did listen to Junho's excuses, but didn't stop on this purpose. Actively zigzaging between tables, chairs, staff members, fangirls and empty bottles of water.
"But you're good at signing autograph, so the tatoo design will be your sign" but Junho's comment was true: Key would definitely have more than a shower this night, he needed to loose himself in his bath everyday, and night happened to be the best time ( ... )

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LOL YAY. Junho is like O__O;;; squishy_cheeks September 1 2009, 06:02:50 UTC
Still confused, Junho let himself get dragged along, weaving through amused staff members and his friends, with the fangirls glaring at the guy. He rubbed his bicep worriedly, hoping none would resort to something drastic. He let the guy touch him because, well, he was a guy. He wouldn't go all hyper and lovey-dovey... He hoped ( ... )

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Yes it's almost surprising to me! XD Key is really silly with Junho Oo he can't help I think ^^ onetwokey September 1 2009, 06:50:17 UTC
Junho didn't look so easy with his fans, being girls or boys anyway, but Key supposed the other was certainly tired. The dancer seemed always so joyful on stage that Key never imagined he'd be this way in backstages, it wasn't disappointing him though. Being a celebrity was a weird occupation to his mind.

The dancer accepted his auto invitation so nicely that Key felt almost bad for obliging him; but there was no other way, when Key wanted something, he'd make everything to obtain it ruthlessly ( ... )

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My poor baby... ♥ squishy_cheeks September 1 2009, 09:44:29 UTC
Junho was totally freaked out because firstly, he was half naked, secondly, it was the third ruined shirt this week and thirdly, what would his brother say when he brought back some random guy ( ... )

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onetwokey September 1 2009, 11:42:49 UTC
Key slowed down his run just to continue their way quietly now that they were alone. Walking quickly next to the other riding his skateboard, he noticed his jacket was certainly too slim for the dancer, but he didn't try to take it back either.

Key raised an eyebrow at Junho's observation: "But you looked like it was the first time, you were like petrified actually, that's why I troubled the fans...' he explained a bit surprised but shrugged. Celebrities certainly had their own ways to react to their fans.
"KEY! I'm Key; I saw you sometimes, but that's the first time I joined your fan girls!" he said, proudly: he actually survived!

"PREGN-"
Key's mouth just froze in the process of pronunciation, and he turned around repeating that this wasn't possible, that the kid had to be kidding and suddenly stopped his mumbling for himself, looking pretty upset: "DID YOU REALISE YOU JUST SAID SIR AND PREGNANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" he exclaimed, his words cut by his need to laugh. "And this is nothing! ohh so nothing..." he said again, laughing ( ... )

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squishy_cheeks September 1 2009, 12:04:02 UTC
Junho cruised along, one hand in his jeans pocket. "Yeah well I guess I can't get used to it... People just coming up and touching me..." He shrugged. "And I was petrified, so thanks, Key-sshi!"

Junho held the jacket out so Key could take it back. "Sorry, I'm too big to wear it... Thanks so much for the gesture, though. My brother said I wouldn't be able to wear a lot of his clothes too, he's around your size..."

He blinked as Key started screaming. "Uhhh. Well... I dunno, maybe you're special so you can get pregnant? I don't really know the details of people getting pregnant, you see. But I'm sorry, I seem to have offended you..." He bowed and did a jump on his skateboard at the same time.

Junho watched his companion, well, make a scene and tried to get him to stop attracting so much attention, especially since he was half-naked and rather vulnerable to fangirls' attacks. "So, Key-sshi, you mentioned you saw me before?" He asked shyly. "Uhm, do you like what I do?"

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onetwokey September 1 2009, 14:50:10 UTC
Key frowned with a little smile: "you know in such jobs, there will always be people payed to make you up and dress you up so that the audience wants to kidnap you or to touch you, to molest you; you'll have to get used in a way I think ( ... )

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squishy_cheeks September 1 2009, 16:08:18 UTC
Junho shrugged. "Yeah, but... I dunno. I'm not used to being 'popular' or whatever." He made air quotes. "And anyway, being molested and stuff isn't exactly fun." He tried to say it with a smile, but there was a hint of bitterness in his voice. The incident had left its mark on him ( ... )

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onetwokey September 1 2009, 17:15:51 UTC
Junho really seemed to have a problem with physical contact; it did have an importance since this was rare for boys. "Then I really hope you'll find a good way to avoid them, or some bodyguards... Hey I could be a good body guard right?" Key suddenly exclaimed. When he intervened, the girls went away for a moment, enough for them to escape at least. But become a bodyguard wasn't in Key's plans at that moment. It just sounded fun ( ... )

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squishy_cheeks September 1 2009, 18:06:57 UTC
Junho smiled. "It's okay, it makes them happy and I like making people happy. Anyway, I don't think they'll do me any real harm so I'm not that worried..." He blinked a bit at Key. "Uhm, yeah, sure, a great bodyguard..." Junho didn't mention that he had loads of them already.

Junho nodded. "Well I know that, but I don't know the details of it..." He shrugged. It wasn't really important to him anyway. "Oh! I'm 19! No, I was just asking... Getting to know you a little better, I suppose."

Junho's mouth hung open. Donghae had said some guys were pushy, but he didn't think anything would happen so soon. "Uhh..." he said, not sure how to answer. "I'm really not into dating or anything, and I'm not gay..." He scratched the back of his head. "I'm telling the truth, seriously, if I was interested I would have loved being felt up backstage there..."

Junho slowed down, letting Key catch up. "No, he's a chef! He owns a restaurant. He probably made dinner!" He skated into the open lift and jabbed the 14 button, holding the door open for Key.

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onetwokey September 2 2009, 21:45:20 UTC
"Well it depends on what you identify as harm: see getting touched could already be like a gaze to some persons... And if fangirls get the chance, they can really do anything to get what they want ( ... )

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squishy_cheeks September 3 2009, 09:24:13 UTC
Junho shrugged. "I guess so. I mean it's okay if they touch me, but not too much, you know? Hopefully they won't be mean to me!" He grinned ( ... )

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onetwokey September 3 2009, 10:00:22 UTC
Key smiled, but he felt like Junho definitely had a fear. He had never seen someone so shocked at getting touched; he didn't have even any reaction ( ... )

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