[closed / complete] fanboy attack
Who: Junho and Key (+ Donghae in the end)
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
"Yes! I won't hurt them, but as you saw, gay-types guys makes them run away!" he chuckled.
He wasn't really gay, but loved to act this way, to avoid some girls and to scare his friends a bit, all he knew were straight guys excepting random and rare encounters in clubs.
"Well, that's a bit normal, they just... needed it suddenly." Key commented.
He had been propulsed in love affairs without being in love since some years already. Although he wasn't anymore in the innocent type, Key had never been in love and didn't particularly wished to be; on this point he and Junho were alike.
"It has its fun sides yes; but the fun isn't perpetual: lovers have to work to make their couple last which is a bit difficult at times. And a couple doesn't mean love all the time; people can be linked for any reasons actually."
This was the thing he hated but knew the best. Body affection was important but wasn't all he needed. He did notice Junho was a bit embarrassed and tried something weird on his skateboard, in the elevator. "I hope if one day you find any interest, people won't only give you fun." Despite the importance of the subject, Key managed to flash a cute smile to reassure Junho.
Key couldn't hide his disappointment.
Taemin was a lot weird and cold, but when people gave him time, there was a good side to discover also.
"Yes he is a friend of mine, a childhood friend actually" Key explained with a little smile. "He always keeps a wall in front of him and gives fast judgments, but he is nice in his own ways... I think if I wasn't that sticky, we'd never had gotten along!" Key chuckled. Actually they could understand each other but had completely opposed characters. Their friendship was just amusing in Key's view, and he was sure Taemin appreciated Key's mothering him although he had quiet bad reactions.
"Just don't take his words too seriously, this kid has a heart." Key said and the door of the elevator opened. He took advantage of Key's sudden calm to climb on the other's skateboard quickly, discovering the corridor of the floor.
"Which door?"
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His expression darkened a little when the topic of love came up. "Yeah, it's hard work, which is why I avoid it. People whine about heartbreak and stuff all the time. I'd rather focus on my studies and dance." He shrugged. "Thanks, I guess. I hope you find it too."
Junho totally couldn't understand what was so great about love. He'd heard things like "love completes you" but he felt pretty darn happy and complete now and he wasn't in love. And if love didn't work out, people would brood for ages, not speaking to anyone and being gloomy. He couldn't see the point of that at all.
Junho flushed again. "I'm sorry. I have nothing against him, but he hated me straightaway... I'm nice to everyone I meet, but he thinks I'm a loser or something."
He puffed his cheeks out when Key took his beloved skateboard, not accustomed to walking after the ride home. Pointing to a door, he walked up to it and stuck the key from his chain into the lock, opening the door for Key and kicking his shoes off after walking in.
"HYUNG! I'M HOME! I BROUGHT A GUEST! HE SAVED ME!" Junho yelled, poking his head into the kitchen, wondering what Donghae would say when he saw him shirtless again.
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"So I scare you too? If everyone runs away from me," he explained wrapping an arm around the elder’s neck, "Just know that I'll only run after you!"
If meeting real gay guys wasn't scaring Key, he wasn't always that playful. It was just a special treatment for Junho.
For Key, love or dance were both hard subject, and that's exactly why he wanted to learn everyday about those. However Junho wasn't as M as him, and preferred to stay away from the weird subjects. Junho was certainly the wiser, even to Key's mind anyway.
"Hate doesn't come that easily, it might have been disdain or such, he acts too maturely and happen to depreciate people who aren't like him, but it's only his first and fast judgement."
Key was sure if he met Taemin a day ago for the first time of his life, they certainly wouldn't had became good friends. Only time would have helped Key to get to know Taemin, anb maybe a time when the youngest would have been weaker.
"I'd say he thinks he is the best in dance, but it doesn't imply you're a loser. I actually think he should have been taking time to give you words if he didn't have any respect for you, you must be a real rival in dance to him."
Key followed Junho inside the home taking his shoes off more gently than his friend and eyed around quickly. There was a good smell already...
Key had the urge to show Junho off, but if he shocked his brother, acting gay, he knew he'd lose a good friend so he stayed calm.
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"You're welcome here! I'm Donghae, Junho's brother."
The man stood up and waved cutely at the guest to realize his brother was bare chest when the temperature outside decreased.
"Where did you forgot your shirt again?" he asked slightly amused at his brother's (bad) luck.
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He shrugged. Taemin was confusing and Junho avoided getting confused. "I'm honoured to be considered a rival... But I'm not competing against anyone. I dance because I love it. Becoming 'famous'-" here he used air quotes, "was just something that happened along the way. I never intended to be like this..."
Junho had just danced because he wanted to, rather than wanting to be famous. That was what set him apart from other dancers and that was the reason why he was hardly ever tired. Always humble and polite, Junho became well-known for his amazing talent and down to earth attitude, making it easy for people to approach and like him. Taemin seemed to be the exact opposite, but Junho assumed he acted different in front of the noonas and seniors he liked.
Junho grinned when he spotted his brother. "Lucky... Yeah. I didn't forget my shirt anywhere! I told the girls I'd give them a hug each and then one ripped my shirt off and ran away with it!" He puffed his cheeks out. "It's like, the third time this week or something. OH! I'M LIKE SUPER HUNGRY, HYUNG. Did you make dinner?"
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The youngest laughed softly. Junho really had something innocent in his views of the world. It seemed like he had been living only with utopia books and suddenly went out to meet people, however seeing his level of dance, Key could assure Junho had been spending a lot of nights in clubs.
"It's nothing bad, just little competitions to add chili in days... let's say Taemin likes difficulty like me!" Key declared after clapping in his hands. He wanted to believe Taemin could still be humanly nice. Even he who didn't have any particular love for humans had good relationships with them.
"I'm Key, I'm his new bodyguard!" Key chuckled as he felt the said brother was looking young and cool. "I hope from now on you'll loose less T-shirts..." he added, and entered the kitchen next to Junho, looking for water.
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Actually, Donghae thought that in every men of gangs looking after Junho, some had noticed he wasn't feeling easy with passionated girls. Having a bodyguard was maybe excessisive but it would definitely pay.
"Was it one of my shirt again?" he suddenly remembered he lend some shirt to Junho, looking already about to cry.
"Of course I made dinner, just sit!" Donghae walked after the dishes in the fridge and in the oven after his melo drama crisis. Food was definitely important, moreover, this night he made a super grande pizza and a simple salad. "Eat now, the pizza is still quite hot!" He said, while letting two plates, water and cutlery on the table.
Donghae sat on work plan, and chuckled alone. Junho liked to bring people back, people of any kind but there were always boys until now.
"Why didn't the girls attack Key?" he asked more to his brother. Key was good looking, and he seemed to have the best solution to avoid the girls.
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"HYUNG, THEY'RE NOT FANS!" Junho wailed, refusing to admit he had fans. "They're just... girls... Who want my clothes... So why not give them a hug?! They seem to want one!"
Looking guilty, Junho stuffed his hands into his pockets. "Well, it wasn't one of your T-shirts, it was a singlet... Just a normal thin white one!"
Distracted by the food, Junho bounced into the kitchen and immediately grabbed a few slices of pizza, eating at the speed of light as usual.
"I dunno, he was acting gay or something," he said, finishing the last of his pizza. "He told them he was pregnant..."
Junho glugged his water and wiped his mouth on his arm, before remembering he was still shirtless and had just wiped it on his bicep. Pouting, he rubbed his arm.
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He didn't last to pop by Junho's side, grabbing a slice of pizza after he sat at the table and finishing straightly two glasses of water.
Key's eyes wandered up only at hearing the other qualifying him of gay. He could be acting this way at times when he didn't have a reason to be serious, being accused of this so abruptly was just abrupt. But he shrugged with a little smirk: it worked at least.
"Ew..." he only commented when Junho wiped his hand on his own skin. "If one day, the girls try to lick you please remember this day: your brother's pizza are so delicious they might try to eat you up just because of the perfume." Key noted thoughtfully, tilting his head.
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It was obvious to him, but Junho was too nice with people, Donghae could spend his days making fun of Junho's innocence, he'd also do anything to keep his brother this way. Junho was surprisingly pure this way.
Donghae nodded slowly, crossing his arms; he was just looking for a reason to ask Junho for any favor while he'd forget about a mistake the youngest would have done.
"Good!" he commented to the boy who was drinking down the bottle of water.
"See Junho, gay-types aren't that bad! And lying can help sometimes!"
Donghae laughed at Key's words: "You're blaming me for provoking the next attacks Junho will be victim of? That's great; sadly you're the bodyguard that I'll kill if something weird happens!" Donghae chuckled calmly and looked back at Junho with an evil grin.
"If I was you, I'd make sure he washes this correctly."
Donghae kind of understood Key's little game and decided to pair up, preparing good jokes.
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"Key never said he was really gay, he said he was acting gay. Soooo... Yeah. Anyway, gay types are still scary." He shuddered a little. "Anyway, I didn't think Key was lying... I asked him whether he was pregnant later but then he said no and then I realised he'd lied so I felt bad but I didn't say anything because it'd be rude." He finished in one breath, used to speaking almost as fast as he could eat.
"Hyung, aren't you supposed to tell me lying is bad? I could have given all the girls a hug and THEN come home. I don't think they'd kidnap me or anything... Right?"
Junho puffed his cheeks out and piped up. "Well I'm gonna take a shower ANYWAY," he looked down at himself, a thin sheen of glistening sweat covering his body. "I'm all hot and icky."
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"Just learn to refuse, just like me, people like to impose you things because they feel you'll accept, they'll be always asking for more you know!"
And Key knew it well: if he wasn't given limits, he'd go to the end.
Key crossed his arms as he finally understood what Junho had been thinking all this time. He breathed in loudly as if he gave in: "It would have been rude, but I don't despair: I'll be pregnant one day!" he made fun of what Junho said.
"They would."
He even would so Junho had a double threat.
"Ohh..." Key mumbled and hurried to finish his pizza: "There's no way I'd risk his life: I'll wash him myself!" he beamed with a grin. Without knowing himself how far he could be serious, Key just wanted to laugh at Junho's complexes and Taboo at his being possibly gay.
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"Just son't feel forced to do anything you don't want too. Although you can be nice with them, they might behave wrongly in return."
Being a celebrity wasn't so easy.
"If you lie for nothing, it really is bad; but there are some times when lying is essential if you want to live, if you want to have your privacy. I know what I'm talking about really: I allow you this kind of lies."
The measure between right and wrong was difficult to find, and for someone as pure as Junho, his being too good would only make him too easy to fool.
"They would" Donghae said, with Key. "I think you know it, although you don't want to believe it."
It was hard to think about, but some persons seriously had problems.
"Oh and Key, you can sleep here, I feel reassured by knowing you're around Junho" he declared with a smirk. Key seemed also to be a great threat (when he felt like it) to Junho, but Donghae hoped he'd help his brother to learn how to refuse and to send people away sometimes. He started to wash the dishes.
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"Uh, congratulations in advance!" He said cheerily to Key. "Do you want a boy or a girl?"
Junho wailed. "Nooo~ Why would anyone kidnap me? They can take my clothes but why me?" He puffed his cheeks out.
"But hyung, I have Seojin-hyung watching us downstairs or somethin'," Junho whined. "I'm safe, really!"
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"Oh both would be cute I think, but your point counts: what would you prefer oppa?" he answered, patting his own belly. This was the start anyway: the fans were shocked at hearing him announcing he was pregnant of Junho. Keeping on with his joke, Key understood Donghae understood his little game, that's why he wasn't affraid to say such stupidities seriously.
He pushed Junho in the nearest corridor as he sighted the name of the bathroom written on a door: "Because of your body, because you never lied and people love obsessionnally those who are like you!"
People loved innocence so much, but it was a rare kind in the world.
Key saw donghae waving at Junho before they left th kitchen: "But you choose me as your personal bodyguard and I have to do my job well!" he said with a grin. Junho hadn't been convincing anyways.
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Junho let himself be propelled towards the bathroom, still wondering about how babies were made. "Oh... Well that's nice of them... I guess." He rubbed a bicep thoughtfully.
He was going to comment that he never really chose Key, the younger had actually chosen himself... But he kept his mouth shut. "Uh, you're not gonna watch me all the time, like in the bathroom, are you?" He asked sheepishly. "I already have friends... Around..."
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