[closed / complete] fanboy attack
Who: Junho and Key (+ Donghae in the end)
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
"Uhhhh..." Junho wasn't really sure what to do. "I was gonna go to my house but I'm living with my brother, but... Okay then." This kid was a little pushy but Junho always welcomed new friends.
He scratched the back of his head. "I'm sorry but I don't know your name yet... Are you new to this club?" Junho hadn't seen the boy before - well, he didn't really look at the audience in too much detail, he was concentrating on his performance - so he wondered if the guy had seen him before somewhere, or heard of him through someone.
Noticing the girls were still annoyed, he shoved his hands into his pockets embarrassedly and bowed low. "Girls, I'm really sorry but this is guy talk, you know, man to man. I'd really appreciate it if you could give us some privacy? I'll give you all a hug?"
Junho was immediately surrounded by girls touching him in places he'd rather they didn't, squirming a little uncomfortable and regretting his decision to be practically molested. One girl ripped his thin singlet and ran off with it, leaving Junho shirtless and rather traumatised.
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The dancer accepted his auto invitation so nicely that Key felt almost bad for obliging him; but there was no other way, when Key wanted something, he'd make everything to obtain it ruthlessly.
"Cool he only commented, nodding at the wise decision Junho took.
At first, Key giggled a bit at Junho's promise, whatching the scene from behind as the dancer seemed to know exactly his fandom. But in a minute, it seemed like he wasn't controlling anymore the situation. As it could have been like a habit (with an attracting body like his), Key didn't intervene, until he realized Junho wasn't reacting at all. While some took the ripped t-shirt, some other girls would certainly come to molest him more. Junho looked kind of scared and despite all the reserves Key had, he made his way to the dancer, and shouted, with all his might and pitchy voice for this time "OPPA! I'M PREGNANT!"
Less than a second after screaming this Key wondered why these words got out. Of course meanwhile, the fangirls stopped, shocked, looking at each other, and when they realized a boy exclaimed this, Key was pushing Junho toward the exit to go out by a back door.
He gave his jacket to the other boy as he had still a t-shirt on him and closed the door.
"We really should run!" he said, looking scared by his turn. With all the strength he had, Key never planned on hitting girls so easily.
"And sorry for the pregnancy-"
Key laughed hardly, trying to run his best in the same time: "It was the only diversion I found at this moment! They really looked unchained."
Girls were crazy, at least fangirls were, and he completely shared out the dancer’s traumas. He couldn’t even imagine Taemin undergoing such treatment, this time, he’d certainly kill.
Stopping some streets away, Key looked back to notice with a confident smirk that the fangirls got lost. “Are you alright?” Key asked, patting Junho on his shoulder gently.
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He watched helplessly as the girls swarmed around him, some of their hands reaching for his belt before a weird voice screeched that they were pregnant. He was going to comment that he hardly even knew HOW someone got pregnant before realising that the girls didn't know that and that they might get mad, but before he could do anything he was being propelled to the exit door and given a jacket.
Junho tried to put the jacket on whilst running, having no trouble keeping up with the boy. It was a bit small due to his muscles so he couldn't wear it, so he threw it over a shoulder. Luckily he was already carrying his stuff when the fanboy basically threw him out, otherwise his precious skateboard would be left behind.
Dropping the board on the floor, he put one foot on it and nodded. "I'm fine, they do that a lot, I guess. Thank you, uh, sorry I don't even know your name..." He bowed.
"But, sir, are you really pregnant?" Junho asked, wide-eyed.
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Key raised an eyebrow at Junho's observation: "But you looked like it was the first time, you were like petrified actually, that's why I troubled the fans...' he explained a bit surprised but shrugged. Celebrities certainly had their own ways to react to their fans.
"KEY! I'm Key; I saw you sometimes, but that's the first time I joined your fan girls!" he said, proudly: he actually survived!
"PREGN-"
Key's mouth just froze in the process of pronunciation, and he turned around repeating that this wasn't possible, that the kid had to be kidding and suddenly stopped his mumbling for himself, looking pretty upset: "DID YOU REALISE YOU JUST SAID SIR AND PREGNANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" he exclaimed, his words cut by his need to laugh. "And this is nothing! ohh so nothing..." he said again, laughing a bit crazily as he agitated his arms around, walking in circles around Junho.
Key raised his t-shirt and looked at Junho, amazed: "WHERE DO YOU SEE LIKE A BABY GROWING UP IN THIS?" he exclaimed, this time, really about to burst out laughing. He really had abs, not as obvious as Junho's but he had some and was somehow proud of it. In all his comedy, Key was more tempted to laugh, but he liked to make some scenes. Some persons looked at them on their way, and it wasn't the first time this night actually.
Junho was just so polite and looked so innocent that Key wanted to think he was really kidding. He had to be kidding right?
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Junho held the jacket out so Key could take it back. "Sorry, I'm too big to wear it... Thanks so much for the gesture, though. My brother said I wouldn't be able to wear a lot of his clothes too, he's around your size..."
He blinked as Key started screaming. "Uhhh. Well... I dunno, maybe you're special so you can get pregnant? I don't really know the details of people getting pregnant, you see. But I'm sorry, I seem to have offended you..." He bowed and did a jump on his skateboard at the same time.
Junho watched his companion, well, make a scene and tried to get him to stop attracting so much attention, especially since he was half-naked and rather vulnerable to fangirls' attacks. "So, Key-sshi, you mentioned you saw me before?" He asked shyly. "Uhm, do you like what I do?"
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The teen shook his head, wondering what could possibly be the problem in getting touched by people. Okay getting molested by hordes of fans wasn't common but could happen to be pleasant at least. Or that's the idea anyone had of celebrities. However Key wouldn't let such happen around Taemin; definitely.
"And stop calling me sir or key-sshi it makes me old suddenly; Key was perfectly alright! I could find you a not so fun nickname you know?" Key threatened, shaking his index with his childich grin. He took his jacket back; as frustrating as it was, Key was older, training for years but didn't develop as easily as the other; but at least he could still wear this jacket of his favorites.
"You don't know the details? But Junho, don't you know how you arrive on earth?" Key asked, a bit shocked as he realized the other was really clueless about pregnancies. He sounded more calm this time, this was a serious matter. "And that's so easy to offend me that you'll discover that I forget easily!" Key chuckled, lying. When he was really offended, he'd never forget actually, most of the time, comedy was his best to react.
Key felt the other tried to silence him, and yes, his bare chest reunited some noonas around, eyeing at Junho like lions looking after their prey. "Oh sure I do!" he said, back in his pichy voice while he reunited his hands just under his chin, acting cute. "I told you to stop calling me Key-sshi, JUN-OPPA!" he contined, his tone becoming lower to mark his (fake) anger.
"Let's go home!" he said, refering to Junho's place; but the girls who would listen to them would certainly be a bit disgusted: the best way to make them abandon. "Which way?"
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"Uh, okay, uhm, Key..." Junho said, flustered. He was starting to wonder if letting this guy visit his house was such a good idea. Key was beginning to seem as scary as the girls earlier. "Sorry, I hope you don't mind me asking... How old are you?"
He shook his head, bewildered. "Am I supposed to know how I arrived on Earth? I don't know much about girls and love and whatever either. My only love is dance and that's good enough for me!"
Junho clapped a hand to his mouth. "I'm really sorry, again. Really really sorry. You helped me and all I did was offend you." He bowed repetitively, somehow managing to stay balanced on his skateboard. "My memory is seriously the worst, though." He sighed. "I forgot where my own brother lived..."
Junho nearly fell off his skateboard when Key had another random outburst. This guy was seriously unpredictable. "Jun..." He said to himself, bemused. No one really shortened his name except for Bom. "Okayyy..."
Kicking off a kerb, he pointed left, towards a flight of stairs. He glided down the railing perfectly and landed with a jump. "That way, Key..."
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"I'm 18! Why do I look older?" Key asked, wondering what was Junho thinking. He had so many and various questions that the teen really wondered what should be the conclusion of all of this.
"Well yes, you're supposed to know that you arrived in your mother's belly, and that your father can't have a child inside!" Key chuckled softly, hiding his mouth behind his palm.
Key blinked at Junho's declaration about girls and love. The other seemed really like living on another planet and it amused Key: there was definitely matter to tease the dancer.
"You just didn't or I'd have started screaming already; no really, you're only saying that girls doesn't matter to you, this doesn't mean you won't fall for me!" Key joked but nothing showed that he wasn't serious.
Key ran the stairs down, amazed at the figure Junho made; he had a lot of energy even after his performance. "Yay! Is your brother a dancer also?" he asked, following the was showed by Junho, soon they reached a tall building.
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Junho nodded. "Well I know that, but I don't know the details of it..." He shrugged. It wasn't really important to him anyway. "Oh! I'm 19! No, I was just asking... Getting to know you a little better, I suppose."
Junho's mouth hung open. Donghae had said some guys were pushy, but he didn't think anything would happen so soon. "Uhh..." he said, not sure how to answer. "I'm really not into dating or anything, and I'm not gay..." He scratched the back of his head. "I'm telling the truth, seriously, if I was interested I would have loved being felt up backstage there..."
Junho slowed down, letting Key catch up. "No, he's a chef! He owns a restaurant. He probably made dinner!" He skated into the open lift and jabbed the 14 button, holding the door open for Key.
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It was clear to Key: untrusting his future to fangirls was no good idea.
He was personally touching people a lot, and from a certain point, a reaction meant he'd become a threat to them if they didn't stop him somehow. Each individual had their own limits; irritating someone's sensibility was pretty easy.
"Cool!" the teen said, shaking his point as a victory mark. He'd just pop in backstage more regularly from now on.
"Hey I'm 18! It's not like it interests me a lot, but humans have to know it you know?"
Despite Key's answers, he found Junho pretty cool in his innocence; he was still living his life the fearless child Key was before he escaped from his home. He was no human to see any interest in having babies, unless he wanted to have a powerful child, power was an important notion to his mind.
Key hummed thoughtfully, not even paying the other a glance. Of course one day Junho would come to love someone; but he was too childish in those matters at the moment. However he was sure the other had dangerous noonas looking after him, setting impossible plans to get him first.
"What a damage." Key commented, definitely decided to get some more answers on this concern; someday...
"Great!"
But secretly hoped he'd first be able to drink a lot. When it came to eating, Key had no food he'd reject, not even fishes. Key liked the presence of fishes without meaning he ate those he met in the rivers, but refusing a good meal for his mutant appearance was stupid to his mind.
Resting against the back of the elevator, Key breathed in and out, seriously missing water actually; but he remembered he almost forgot to ask an important question: "Do you know a Taemin?"
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"Uh, okay, then I'll see you around, Key!" Junho gave the younger a thumbs up. "You can protect me from any scary girls..." He was grateful that a guy he just met was willing to put in time to look after him (he ignored the fact that Key was younger and smaller) and at least he seemed friendly!
"You're right, I guess..." Junho blushed a little. "But... All my friends that age seemed to be really into that sort of thing." Maybe that was just them?
"People say it's fun?" He went a darker red. Bom said she loved her job and well, in principle what she was doing was making babies... Junho did a complex jump on his skateboard, concentrating on it so his red face wasn't so obvious.
When Key asked about Taemin, Junho looked up again, surprised. Taemin was probably the only person who disliked him. "Taemin, as in the agency trainee? Uh yeah, you could say I know him. He doesn't like me very much, though..." He answered a little sadly, still bewildered about the boy.
"Is he a friend of yours?" Junho asked worriedly, not wanting to gain another person who didn't like him. Key sure seemed a lot nicer than Taemin...
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"Yes! I won't hurt them, but as you saw, gay-types guys makes them run away!" he chuckled.
He wasn't really gay, but loved to act this way, to avoid some girls and to scare his friends a bit, all he knew were straight guys excepting random and rare encounters in clubs.
"Well, that's a bit normal, they just... needed it suddenly." Key commented.
He had been propulsed in love affairs without being in love since some years already. Although he wasn't anymore in the innocent type, Key had never been in love and didn't particularly wished to be; on this point he and Junho were alike.
"It has its fun sides yes; but the fun isn't perpetual: lovers have to work to make their couple last which is a bit difficult at times. And a couple doesn't mean love all the time; people can be linked for any reasons actually."
This was the thing he hated but knew the best. Body affection was important but wasn't all he needed. He did notice Junho was a bit embarrassed and tried something weird on his skateboard, in the elevator. "I hope if one day you find any interest, people won't only give you fun." Despite the importance of the subject, Key managed to flash a cute smile to reassure Junho.
Key couldn't hide his disappointment.
Taemin was a lot weird and cold, but when people gave him time, there was a good side to discover also.
"Yes he is a friend of mine, a childhood friend actually" Key explained with a little smile. "He always keeps a wall in front of him and gives fast judgments, but he is nice in his own ways... I think if I wasn't that sticky, we'd never had gotten along!" Key chuckled. Actually they could understand each other but had completely opposed characters. Their friendship was just amusing in Key's view, and he was sure Taemin appreciated Key's mothering him although he had quiet bad reactions.
"Just don't take his words too seriously, this kid has a heart." Key said and the door of the elevator opened. He took advantage of Key's sudden calm to climb on the other's skateboard quickly, discovering the corridor of the floor.
"Which door?"
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His expression darkened a little when the topic of love came up. "Yeah, it's hard work, which is why I avoid it. People whine about heartbreak and stuff all the time. I'd rather focus on my studies and dance." He shrugged. "Thanks, I guess. I hope you find it too."
Junho totally couldn't understand what was so great about love. He'd heard things like "love completes you" but he felt pretty darn happy and complete now and he wasn't in love. And if love didn't work out, people would brood for ages, not speaking to anyone and being gloomy. He couldn't see the point of that at all.
Junho flushed again. "I'm sorry. I have nothing against him, but he hated me straightaway... I'm nice to everyone I meet, but he thinks I'm a loser or something."
He puffed his cheeks out when Key took his beloved skateboard, not accustomed to walking after the ride home. Pointing to a door, he walked up to it and stuck the key from his chain into the lock, opening the door for Key and kicking his shoes off after walking in.
"HYUNG! I'M HOME! I BROUGHT A GUEST! HE SAVED ME!" Junho yelled, poking his head into the kitchen, wondering what Donghae would say when he saw him shirtless again.
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"So I scare you too? If everyone runs away from me," he explained wrapping an arm around the elder’s neck, "Just know that I'll only run after you!"
If meeting real gay guys wasn't scaring Key, he wasn't always that playful. It was just a special treatment for Junho.
For Key, love or dance were both hard subject, and that's exactly why he wanted to learn everyday about those. However Junho wasn't as M as him, and preferred to stay away from the weird subjects. Junho was certainly the wiser, even to Key's mind anyway.
"Hate doesn't come that easily, it might have been disdain or such, he acts too maturely and happen to depreciate people who aren't like him, but it's only his first and fast judgement."
Key was sure if he met Taemin a day ago for the first time of his life, they certainly wouldn't had became good friends. Only time would have helped Key to get to know Taemin, anb maybe a time when the youngest would have been weaker.
"I'd say he thinks he is the best in dance, but it doesn't imply you're a loser. I actually think he should have been taking time to give you words if he didn't have any respect for you, you must be a real rival in dance to him."
Key followed Junho inside the home taking his shoes off more gently than his friend and eyed around quickly. There was a good smell already...
Key had the urge to show Junho off, but if he shocked his brother, acting gay, he knew he'd lose a good friend so he stayed calm.
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"You're welcome here! I'm Donghae, Junho's brother."
The man stood up and waved cutely at the guest to realize his brother was bare chest when the temperature outside decreased.
"Where did you forgot your shirt again?" he asked slightly amused at his brother's (bad) luck.
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He shrugged. Taemin was confusing and Junho avoided getting confused. "I'm honoured to be considered a rival... But I'm not competing against anyone. I dance because I love it. Becoming 'famous'-" here he used air quotes, "was just something that happened along the way. I never intended to be like this..."
Junho had just danced because he wanted to, rather than wanting to be famous. That was what set him apart from other dancers and that was the reason why he was hardly ever tired. Always humble and polite, Junho became well-known for his amazing talent and down to earth attitude, making it easy for people to approach and like him. Taemin seemed to be the exact opposite, but Junho assumed he acted different in front of the noonas and seniors he liked.
Junho grinned when he spotted his brother. "Lucky... Yeah. I didn't forget my shirt anywhere! I told the girls I'd give them a hug each and then one ripped my shirt off and ran away with it!" He puffed his cheeks out. "It's like, the third time this week or something. OH! I'M LIKE SUPER HUNGRY, HYUNG. Did you make dinner?"
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