[closed / complete] fanboy attack
Who: Junho and Key (+ Donghae in the end)
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
When/Where: Day 15, around 11pm
Rating: g/pg
Warning: hyperkey x JUNHO
Summary: Key wants to get advices and then needs to figure why Junho and Taemin aren't good friend - how to annoy a celebrity in one lesson.
( this has to be a trap )
Key raised an eyebrow at Junho's observation: "But you looked like it was the first time, you were like petrified actually, that's why I troubled the fans...' he explained a bit surprised but shrugged. Celebrities certainly had their own ways to react to their fans.
"KEY! I'm Key; I saw you sometimes, but that's the first time I joined your fan girls!" he said, proudly: he actually survived!
"PREGN-"
Key's mouth just froze in the process of pronunciation, and he turned around repeating that this wasn't possible, that the kid had to be kidding and suddenly stopped his mumbling for himself, looking pretty upset: "DID YOU REALISE YOU JUST SAID SIR AND PREGNANT IN THE SAME SENTENCE?" he exclaimed, his words cut by his need to laugh. "And this is nothing! ohh so nothing..." he said again, laughing a bit crazily as he agitated his arms around, walking in circles around Junho.
Key raised his t-shirt and looked at Junho, amazed: "WHERE DO YOU SEE LIKE A BABY GROWING UP IN THIS?" he exclaimed, this time, really about to burst out laughing. He really had abs, not as obvious as Junho's but he had some and was somehow proud of it. In all his comedy, Key was more tempted to laugh, but he liked to make some scenes. Some persons looked at them on their way, and it wasn't the first time this night actually.
Junho was just so polite and looked so innocent that Key wanted to think he was really kidding. He had to be kidding right?
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Junho held the jacket out so Key could take it back. "Sorry, I'm too big to wear it... Thanks so much for the gesture, though. My brother said I wouldn't be able to wear a lot of his clothes too, he's around your size..."
He blinked as Key started screaming. "Uhhh. Well... I dunno, maybe you're special so you can get pregnant? I don't really know the details of people getting pregnant, you see. But I'm sorry, I seem to have offended you..." He bowed and did a jump on his skateboard at the same time.
Junho watched his companion, well, make a scene and tried to get him to stop attracting so much attention, especially since he was half-naked and rather vulnerable to fangirls' attacks. "So, Key-sshi, you mentioned you saw me before?" He asked shyly. "Uhm, do you like what I do?"
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The teen shook his head, wondering what could possibly be the problem in getting touched by people. Okay getting molested by hordes of fans wasn't common but could happen to be pleasant at least. Or that's the idea anyone had of celebrities. However Key wouldn't let such happen around Taemin; definitely.
"And stop calling me sir or key-sshi it makes me old suddenly; Key was perfectly alright! I could find you a not so fun nickname you know?" Key threatened, shaking his index with his childich grin. He took his jacket back; as frustrating as it was, Key was older, training for years but didn't develop as easily as the other; but at least he could still wear this jacket of his favorites.
"You don't know the details? But Junho, don't you know how you arrive on earth?" Key asked, a bit shocked as he realized the other was really clueless about pregnancies. He sounded more calm this time, this was a serious matter. "And that's so easy to offend me that you'll discover that I forget easily!" Key chuckled, lying. When he was really offended, he'd never forget actually, most of the time, comedy was his best to react.
Key felt the other tried to silence him, and yes, his bare chest reunited some noonas around, eyeing at Junho like lions looking after their prey. "Oh sure I do!" he said, back in his pichy voice while he reunited his hands just under his chin, acting cute. "I told you to stop calling me Key-sshi, JUN-OPPA!" he contined, his tone becoming lower to mark his (fake) anger.
"Let's go home!" he said, refering to Junho's place; but the girls who would listen to them would certainly be a bit disgusted: the best way to make them abandon. "Which way?"
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"Uh, okay, uhm, Key..." Junho said, flustered. He was starting to wonder if letting this guy visit his house was such a good idea. Key was beginning to seem as scary as the girls earlier. "Sorry, I hope you don't mind me asking... How old are you?"
He shook his head, bewildered. "Am I supposed to know how I arrived on Earth? I don't know much about girls and love and whatever either. My only love is dance and that's good enough for me!"
Junho clapped a hand to his mouth. "I'm really sorry, again. Really really sorry. You helped me and all I did was offend you." He bowed repetitively, somehow managing to stay balanced on his skateboard. "My memory is seriously the worst, though." He sighed. "I forgot where my own brother lived..."
Junho nearly fell off his skateboard when Key had another random outburst. This guy was seriously unpredictable. "Jun..." He said to himself, bemused. No one really shortened his name except for Bom. "Okayyy..."
Kicking off a kerb, he pointed left, towards a flight of stairs. He glided down the railing perfectly and landed with a jump. "That way, Key..."
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"I'm 18! Why do I look older?" Key asked, wondering what was Junho thinking. He had so many and various questions that the teen really wondered what should be the conclusion of all of this.
"Well yes, you're supposed to know that you arrived in your mother's belly, and that your father can't have a child inside!" Key chuckled softly, hiding his mouth behind his palm.
Key blinked at Junho's declaration about girls and love. The other seemed really like living on another planet and it amused Key: there was definitely matter to tease the dancer.
"You just didn't or I'd have started screaming already; no really, you're only saying that girls doesn't matter to you, this doesn't mean you won't fall for me!" Key joked but nothing showed that he wasn't serious.
Key ran the stairs down, amazed at the figure Junho made; he had a lot of energy even after his performance. "Yay! Is your brother a dancer also?" he asked, following the was showed by Junho, soon they reached a tall building.
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Junho nodded. "Well I know that, but I don't know the details of it..." He shrugged. It wasn't really important to him anyway. "Oh! I'm 19! No, I was just asking... Getting to know you a little better, I suppose."
Junho's mouth hung open. Donghae had said some guys were pushy, but he didn't think anything would happen so soon. "Uhh..." he said, not sure how to answer. "I'm really not into dating or anything, and I'm not gay..." He scratched the back of his head. "I'm telling the truth, seriously, if I was interested I would have loved being felt up backstage there..."
Junho slowed down, letting Key catch up. "No, he's a chef! He owns a restaurant. He probably made dinner!" He skated into the open lift and jabbed the 14 button, holding the door open for Key.
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It was clear to Key: untrusting his future to fangirls was no good idea.
He was personally touching people a lot, and from a certain point, a reaction meant he'd become a threat to them if they didn't stop him somehow. Each individual had their own limits; irritating someone's sensibility was pretty easy.
"Cool!" the teen said, shaking his point as a victory mark. He'd just pop in backstage more regularly from now on.
"Hey I'm 18! It's not like it interests me a lot, but humans have to know it you know?"
Despite Key's answers, he found Junho pretty cool in his innocence; he was still living his life the fearless child Key was before he escaped from his home. He was no human to see any interest in having babies, unless he wanted to have a powerful child, power was an important notion to his mind.
Key hummed thoughtfully, not even paying the other a glance. Of course one day Junho would come to love someone; but he was too childish in those matters at the moment. However he was sure the other had dangerous noonas looking after him, setting impossible plans to get him first.
"What a damage." Key commented, definitely decided to get some more answers on this concern; someday...
"Great!"
But secretly hoped he'd first be able to drink a lot. When it came to eating, Key had no food he'd reject, not even fishes. Key liked the presence of fishes without meaning he ate those he met in the rivers, but refusing a good meal for his mutant appearance was stupid to his mind.
Resting against the back of the elevator, Key breathed in and out, seriously missing water actually; but he remembered he almost forgot to ask an important question: "Do you know a Taemin?"
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"Uh, okay, then I'll see you around, Key!" Junho gave the younger a thumbs up. "You can protect me from any scary girls..." He was grateful that a guy he just met was willing to put in time to look after him (he ignored the fact that Key was younger and smaller) and at least he seemed friendly!
"You're right, I guess..." Junho blushed a little. "But... All my friends that age seemed to be really into that sort of thing." Maybe that was just them?
"People say it's fun?" He went a darker red. Bom said she loved her job and well, in principle what she was doing was making babies... Junho did a complex jump on his skateboard, concentrating on it so his red face wasn't so obvious.
When Key asked about Taemin, Junho looked up again, surprised. Taemin was probably the only person who disliked him. "Taemin, as in the agency trainee? Uh yeah, you could say I know him. He doesn't like me very much, though..." He answered a little sadly, still bewildered about the boy.
"Is he a friend of yours?" Junho asked worriedly, not wanting to gain another person who didn't like him. Key sure seemed a lot nicer than Taemin...
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"Yes! I won't hurt them, but as you saw, gay-types guys makes them run away!" he chuckled.
He wasn't really gay, but loved to act this way, to avoid some girls and to scare his friends a bit, all he knew were straight guys excepting random and rare encounters in clubs.
"Well, that's a bit normal, they just... needed it suddenly." Key commented.
He had been propulsed in love affairs without being in love since some years already. Although he wasn't anymore in the innocent type, Key had never been in love and didn't particularly wished to be; on this point he and Junho were alike.
"It has its fun sides yes; but the fun isn't perpetual: lovers have to work to make their couple last which is a bit difficult at times. And a couple doesn't mean love all the time; people can be linked for any reasons actually."
This was the thing he hated but knew the best. Body affection was important but wasn't all he needed. He did notice Junho was a bit embarrassed and tried something weird on his skateboard, in the elevator. "I hope if one day you find any interest, people won't only give you fun." Despite the importance of the subject, Key managed to flash a cute smile to reassure Junho.
Key couldn't hide his disappointment.
Taemin was a lot weird and cold, but when people gave him time, there was a good side to discover also.
"Yes he is a friend of mine, a childhood friend actually" Key explained with a little smile. "He always keeps a wall in front of him and gives fast judgments, but he is nice in his own ways... I think if I wasn't that sticky, we'd never had gotten along!" Key chuckled. Actually they could understand each other but had completely opposed characters. Their friendship was just amusing in Key's view, and he was sure Taemin appreciated Key's mothering him although he had quiet bad reactions.
"Just don't take his words too seriously, this kid has a heart." Key said and the door of the elevator opened. He took advantage of Key's sudden calm to climb on the other's skateboard quickly, discovering the corridor of the floor.
"Which door?"
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His expression darkened a little when the topic of love came up. "Yeah, it's hard work, which is why I avoid it. People whine about heartbreak and stuff all the time. I'd rather focus on my studies and dance." He shrugged. "Thanks, I guess. I hope you find it too."
Junho totally couldn't understand what was so great about love. He'd heard things like "love completes you" but he felt pretty darn happy and complete now and he wasn't in love. And if love didn't work out, people would brood for ages, not speaking to anyone and being gloomy. He couldn't see the point of that at all.
Junho flushed again. "I'm sorry. I have nothing against him, but he hated me straightaway... I'm nice to everyone I meet, but he thinks I'm a loser or something."
He puffed his cheeks out when Key took his beloved skateboard, not accustomed to walking after the ride home. Pointing to a door, he walked up to it and stuck the key from his chain into the lock, opening the door for Key and kicking his shoes off after walking in.
"HYUNG! I'M HOME! I BROUGHT A GUEST! HE SAVED ME!" Junho yelled, poking his head into the kitchen, wondering what Donghae would say when he saw him shirtless again.
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"So I scare you too? If everyone runs away from me," he explained wrapping an arm around the elder’s neck, "Just know that I'll only run after you!"
If meeting real gay guys wasn't scaring Key, he wasn't always that playful. It was just a special treatment for Junho.
For Key, love or dance were both hard subject, and that's exactly why he wanted to learn everyday about those. However Junho wasn't as M as him, and preferred to stay away from the weird subjects. Junho was certainly the wiser, even to Key's mind anyway.
"Hate doesn't come that easily, it might have been disdain or such, he acts too maturely and happen to depreciate people who aren't like him, but it's only his first and fast judgement."
Key was sure if he met Taemin a day ago for the first time of his life, they certainly wouldn't had became good friends. Only time would have helped Key to get to know Taemin, anb maybe a time when the youngest would have been weaker.
"I'd say he thinks he is the best in dance, but it doesn't imply you're a loser. I actually think he should have been taking time to give you words if he didn't have any respect for you, you must be a real rival in dance to him."
Key followed Junho inside the home taking his shoes off more gently than his friend and eyed around quickly. There was a good smell already...
Key had the urge to show Junho off, but if he shocked his brother, acting gay, he knew he'd lose a good friend so he stayed calm.
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"You're welcome here! I'm Donghae, Junho's brother."
The man stood up and waved cutely at the guest to realize his brother was bare chest when the temperature outside decreased.
"Where did you forgot your shirt again?" he asked slightly amused at his brother's (bad) luck.
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He shrugged. Taemin was confusing and Junho avoided getting confused. "I'm honoured to be considered a rival... But I'm not competing against anyone. I dance because I love it. Becoming 'famous'-" here he used air quotes, "was just something that happened along the way. I never intended to be like this..."
Junho had just danced because he wanted to, rather than wanting to be famous. That was what set him apart from other dancers and that was the reason why he was hardly ever tired. Always humble and polite, Junho became well-known for his amazing talent and down to earth attitude, making it easy for people to approach and like him. Taemin seemed to be the exact opposite, but Junho assumed he acted different in front of the noonas and seniors he liked.
Junho grinned when he spotted his brother. "Lucky... Yeah. I didn't forget my shirt anywhere! I told the girls I'd give them a hug each and then one ripped my shirt off and ran away with it!" He puffed his cheeks out. "It's like, the third time this week or something. OH! I'M LIKE SUPER HUNGRY, HYUNG. Did you make dinner?"
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The youngest laughed softly. Junho really had something innocent in his views of the world. It seemed like he had been living only with utopia books and suddenly went out to meet people, however seeing his level of dance, Key could assure Junho had been spending a lot of nights in clubs.
"It's nothing bad, just little competitions to add chili in days... let's say Taemin likes difficulty like me!" Key declared after clapping in his hands. He wanted to believe Taemin could still be humanly nice. Even he who didn't have any particular love for humans had good relationships with them.
"I'm Key, I'm his new bodyguard!" Key chuckled as he felt the said brother was looking young and cool. "I hope from now on you'll loose less T-shirts..." he added, and entered the kitchen next to Junho, looking for water.
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Actually, Donghae thought that in every men of gangs looking after Junho, some had noticed he wasn't feeling easy with passionated girls. Having a bodyguard was maybe excessisive but it would definitely pay.
"Was it one of my shirt again?" he suddenly remembered he lend some shirt to Junho, looking already about to cry.
"Of course I made dinner, just sit!" Donghae walked after the dishes in the fridge and in the oven after his melo drama crisis. Food was definitely important, moreover, this night he made a super grande pizza and a simple salad. "Eat now, the pizza is still quite hot!" He said, while letting two plates, water and cutlery on the table.
Donghae sat on work plan, and chuckled alone. Junho liked to bring people back, people of any kind but there were always boys until now.
"Why didn't the girls attack Key?" he asked more to his brother. Key was good looking, and he seemed to have the best solution to avoid the girls.
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"HYUNG, THEY'RE NOT FANS!" Junho wailed, refusing to admit he had fans. "They're just... girls... Who want my clothes... So why not give them a hug?! They seem to want one!"
Looking guilty, Junho stuffed his hands into his pockets. "Well, it wasn't one of your T-shirts, it was a singlet... Just a normal thin white one!"
Distracted by the food, Junho bounced into the kitchen and immediately grabbed a few slices of pizza, eating at the speed of light as usual.
"I dunno, he was acting gay or something," he said, finishing the last of his pizza. "He told them he was pregnant..."
Junho glugged his water and wiped his mouth on his arm, before remembering he was still shirtless and had just wiped it on his bicep. Pouting, he rubbed his arm.
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