Oh please, Don Shula, is it really that hard to be out of the spotlight for so long and being reduced to making Nutrasystem commercials with Dan Marino that you have to come out with the following quotes ( Read more... )

Yes, 308 YHN, I'm mad at you. Your nice shiny Mercedes Benz SLK 350 should have been able to make it over the mountainous yellow line that was boxing you in from getting into the left turn lane. No point in zooming off into the distance down the back road into the parking garages - I'd already assigned you the rank of "Jackass of the First Order ( Read more... )

My brane is marching through treacle today. If you've ever seen the Ren & Stimpy "In the Army now" cartoon, my brain is the two of them on the forced march. Not sure why - perchance is was gritting my teeth as I drove home, or the Untangling Of The Hoses or the falling asleep on the couch waiting for SWMBO to come home, or the waking up at 0545 ( Read more... )

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